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Diego

DIEGO, HOLY SHIT HES JUST SO PERFECT LIKE DAMNN, he's someone you want to lose. literally everything he does anything just to make you smile, he's so charming and amazing, his smile is so contagious, his love for you makes you fall in love with him more and more, his perfection just makes him so special and someone you dont want to lose. he states that he's so ugly and gives himself less value but is worth so much, literally worth your whole world, his someone that will stick with you forever, help you with all your problems, he will do anything to see a smile on your face and get to see you, he will give up anything just to get to know you, he is such a loving, caring, friendly, amazing, honest, and just perfect guy you will every meet, if you every meet a Diego he is someone you want to stick with in the thick or thin, he's someone you need and want in your life, he's someone that will bring you happiness and will love you so dearly no matter what, whatever you do be friends with a Diego and dont lose him, Diego and if your seeing this I love you <3
DIEGO: THIS MF IS SO PERFECT, DONT LOSE HIM
I LOVEE UUUU
by kusyhejkf December 3, 2020
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Diego

If you ever come across a Diego in your life, keep him. When you can’t find the sunshine they will be the sunshine in your life. Diego will make you feel safe and loved, no matter what. Although they are shy they have a very horny side so be aware. You will never feel lonely with him by your side and you’ll never be bored because of how funny he is. If you ever meet a Diego stay with him because, he will change your life forever.
Zahnel: I feel safe with you Diego.
by Zahnel Perkins January 6, 2023
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Diego

diego is the stud of the century. he is friends with everyone and is the most perfect human to walk the planet. he has dark chocolate hair and rich brown eyes that look golden in the sunlight. he is loyal and trusting. and works to keep his people safe and happy. he is an incredible athlete and has a magnificent body.

diego is an insanely hard-worker. you will not CATCH him letting a frustration get the best of him. his determination to succeed has gotten him this far in life. and he’s not gonna stop here.

diego has a bright future. and an even brighter personality. he’s a real one. keep him close.
“bro no way you caught a chad. i won the lottery with a diego”
by lololillo February 1, 2023
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San Diego Double Fuck

When you have a closing shift but you need to open the next day. Also called clopening.
Dan Schneider: "What do you mean you have to work tomorrow morning? Didn't you just close?"
Rob Dyrdek: "They hit me with the San Diego Double Fuck man. I have to go in again."
by paycheckbingus November 6, 2023
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Diego

Diego very unfunny guy tried to be the class clown but just really ain’t funny usually very hairy down there.. and a big old cheater not very loyal best friend is probably named Jayden definitely likes girls named Mia or ava and especially a freak
a very nice funny guy and kinda weird but that Diego got ya!
by Jeanhadle November 19, 2023
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San Diego Jackhammer

When you eat pop rocks and give someone a blowjob at the same time
by Jackdimmadomeee July 28, 2018
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Diego

Diego: "Quack"

You: "I think he wants bread"
by Bean Extraordinaire October 7, 2020
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