Chair

Every chair is a seat, but not every seat is a chair.

Take a seat. Pull up a chair.

by Killianchair July 14, 2022

rusty steel chair

when someone sits on a chair and gets up and there is a shit stain where the person was sitting

when he got up, he left a rusty steel chair, gross

by jrobohn October 11, 2014

Facebook Chair

Also known as, the toilet. So named as its the most common place smartphone users update there Facebook page

Is John on the Facebook Chair?

Bob: I have to go to the toilet.

Hubert: Dont you mean the Facebook Chair?

by BettyBlue March 27, 2011

Chairing

A tik tok trend where you scare someone sitting in a chair by coming up behind them and folding their clothes while their still in them. Pronounced: "Chair-ing"

"I love chairing people, its so funny!"

by SphereSquared January 23, 2024

Chair Shavings

It's complicated

Basically it's when the paint on your chair hardens, flakes, and then those flakes stick to you and spread everywhere in your house.

Jack: "Dude, what are these little things everywhere?"
Tony: "Ugh. Those are just chair shavings."

by RobloxKing443 February 14, 2025

gaming chair moment

Describes an instance of a hacker/cheater in a video game being completely obvious and obnoxious with their hacks/cheats, the joke being that it's only to make them feel powerful.

"Had a gaming chair moment last night, fucker was instakilling us cross map."

by KTelos September 10, 2023

chair

It's got four legs and you sit on it....but it's not a couch.

I shall now go and sit upon this o' so lovely chair of mine.

by the banana of wisdom July 19, 2023