cancer soup

Noun- a chowder made of the following ingredients-
2 cups chlamydia sacks
1 fluid oz. whale semen
1/2 pack Marlboro cigarettes
3 fetuses, chopped
4 raw eggs
A dash of diarrhea
4 doses of crab wax
2 tbsp Jew tears
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Season to taste
Bring to a simmer and enjoy! Serves 4 people

I went to this awesome café a week ago and they had cancer soup that is to die for!!1

by Qwayne Raggs April 26, 2015

Toenail Cancer

(Of an action) sucking one's toes dry.
If someone were to get their toes sucked so much that they were dry, you might call it Toenail Cancer.
Related to foot fetishes.

"Oh, my God, Steph! Tom totally gave me Toenail Cancer last night."

by Salty Sarcasm March 6, 2019

Cancered

To induce cancer in someone

That EU flash just cancered me!!!

by matèeeeee September 11, 2016

Cancer

A mutation in the living cells
AKA nannuk miet bil cancer

Foxx nannuk dak li qabdu cancer u sploda

by Mintoff the king May 21, 2021

Cancer

Cancer is Jake paul so if you watch jake paul you have cancer

Bro I just watched jake paul

Me: I'm sorry I'll plan your funeral if you onto survive the jake paul cancer

by Cupcake_demon April 14, 2020

TikTok Brain Cancer

A part of TikTok so weird and deranged that it forms brain tumors. Example: Conspiracy theories, Racialism, Racism, Brainrot, Cringe and uncanny valley.

Bro my fyp is just TikTok brain cancer wtf.

Johnny probably has TikTok brain cancer.

by Delusionally July 20, 2024

Cancer

When a human cell tries to reproduce without humans

People with cancer evolve into dead cells.

by Advanced Ape October 20, 2022