xmas bandit

a person who steals christmas or also a quite sexy person who play the massive MMORPG game runescape.

did you see that awsome guy on runescape called xmas bandit?

by rammon October 12, 2008

Wide Eyed Bandit

Someone who walks into Starbucks with bugged out eyes and proceeds to muscle their way behind the counter and proceeds to steal the coffee maker. Once they wrap their arms around the coffee maker their eyes pop out of their head as if they have a severe thyroid disorder. They run out the door stopping the employees from retrieving the coffee maker.

That Wide Eyed Bandit is addicted to caffeine.

by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023

Clit bandit

When a friend you trusted fucks your current or ex-girlfriend.

Rick is such a clit bandit he slept with Debra, John's ex-girlfriend.

by Steve3678 May 28, 2023

Sour Cream Bandit

Someone who sneakily milks cows (often in a sexual manner) for their own pleasure

My bro Marvin is a sour cream bandit!

by deltron 3030 January 23, 2016

Bandit

In Air Force terms, a Bandit is an alien aircraft that is posing a threat towards the pilot.

Example 1:
Pilot: *Shoots down an enemy airplane"
Pilot: "One bandit down!"

Example 2:
Pilot: "Bandit, two o'clock!".

by Proud_Deplorable May 20, 2019

Bandit

The funniest dog u could ever ask for. Especially how long he thinks. He could be smart but he acts stupid to be funny

Bob stop ur thinking very long like bandit

by Mayer0508 July 22, 2019

The kissy-faced bandits

Bonnie and Clyde’s, Billy and Stacie’s, this couple will pretend to be you, steal your identity, then switch places with their brother and sister to avoid capture. Like two sets of twins that do nothing but damage to those around them.

Have you heard, the kissy-faced bandits have been to town, protect your sons and daughters against their identity thefting ways. The girl will take your man, and the man will kick him in the face for falling in love with the girl!

by Princecole12 November 27, 2023