Trail Bidet

When you shit on the trail and your buddy squirts beer up your ass to clean in up.
I had no toilet paper on the trail and had to dump so buddy gave me a trail bidet.
by skidooboyspoopin December 18, 2024
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oregano trail

She took her pants off and had an oregano trail but after I went down on her I came down with dysentery.
by abacus-succubus March 01, 2023
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Taint trail.

The taint trail is as implied: your halfway between the ultimate quest of a new discovery v.s. eating shit and taking a back seat.
Taint trail....the difference of sushi v.s. leftovers.
by Redriquez September 14, 2022
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Trail bang

Verb. Having intercourse whilst hiking up a trail.
Me and Harriet went hiking, one thing lead to another, and we found outselves having a little trail bang.
by Trailbanger September 10, 2017
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muddy snail trail

when a male defecates on a females chest/face as he drags his nut sack along in front of the shit
I shit on her chest, after having a big lunch, I asked her if she could go for a muddy snail trail, of course she insisted I drag my balls through my shit toward her chin onto her lips, finishing at the bridge of her nose.
by jimhalper July 15, 2017
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muddy snail trail

That awkward moment when you leave a skibidi phantom toilet skid mark combined with that gushy goon snail trail. Upon mixing these two secretions you precipitate a heterogeneous mixture upon your ex boyfriends bed. Doesn't have to be ex boyfriend though btw just if you did do this he would dump you.
YO Emily has the craziest way that she left the muddiest of muddy snail trail on my newly iron pressed linen sheets.
by Skibidiphanom December 10, 2023
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Greenwood Trails

the best sleepaway camp in the usa. every campers home away from home
i miss greenwood trails. yeah i miss home too
by flyingchicken September 06, 2021
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