A free candy van most of the times has bad stuff in it and is 10x bad for you can might kidnap children.
Timmy: Look dad, free candy!
Dad: Timmy that’s bad for you!
Timmy: So?
Dad: They might get you!
Timmy: NOO!
Free candy van
FRE-CANN-DY-VANN
Dad: Timmy that’s bad for you!
Timmy: So?
Dad: They might get you!
Timmy: NOO!
Free candy van
FRE-CANN-DY-VANN
by MR.IHAVESOMETHINGTOSHOW August 11, 2019
Get the Free candy vanmug. Liberty's brother on the show Degrassi: The Next Generation. He can often be found pimping himself out to the fine ladies on the show and hating on the other ugly ones like Terri McGreggor who he tells to go choke on a pot roast.
by Amy the great June 11, 2006
Get the Danny Van Zandtmug. by martuu18 January 11, 2012
Get the robin van persiemug. Penis van Lesbian was the birth name of "Dick van Dyke". The actor was forced to change his name by his Hollywood agent. He was upset because the van Lesbians were an old Dutch family. His co-star Mary Tyler Moore supposedly called him this.
by ahsay November 1, 2018
Get the Penis van Lesbianmug. The massacre of March 2007 in Berlin, CT. A green van was reported to have alledgedly been following close behind middle-school student school buses, the driver tipping the hat to a girl walking her dog. Since hat-tipping is against the law in Connecticut, immediate actionw as taken in order to save the town of Berlin's youth from being molested, violated, assaulted, or hurt.
Within a week or so, the "Green Van Massacre" had been proven to just be a public transportation vehicle carrying disabled or far-away Berlin resident children to their homes, as it has been for the past 5 years prior to this event.
"Investigators said one of the men was last seen wearing a fishing style hat while the van drove slowly through the neighborhoods. Police said the driver tipped his hat to a young female who was walking her dog.
As a precautionary measure, police have added patrols in the area and said the men have not done anything illegal or shown any indication of illegal activity."
Within a week or so, the "Green Van Massacre" had been proven to just be a public transportation vehicle carrying disabled or far-away Berlin resident children to their homes, as it has been for the past 5 years prior to this event.
"Investigators said one of the men was last seen wearing a fishing style hat while the van drove slowly through the neighborhoods. Police said the driver tipped his hat to a young female who was walking her dog.
As a precautionary measure, police have added patrols in the area and said the men have not done anything illegal or shown any indication of illegal activity."
Dude, did you see that? That man hat-tipped me. Could this be the next Green Van Massacre?
Fool, her breasts are as real as the Green Van Massacre.
Fool, her breasts are as real as the Green Van Massacre.
by MissAccurate March 27, 2008
Get the Green Van Massacremug. In good faith everybody knows someone named Jared, in such cases this would be that one friend who always makes "funny" jokes and even pokes fun at himself to fit in, but in all reality we all really like Jared and appreciate the "comedy" he bring to our lifes.
Jared Van Houten: Man my math class is hard and I dont want to take this test.
Me: Jared, give me 10 dollars and I will get you an A on that test.
Jared Van Houten: I will give you 20 dollars for a B.
Me: Jared, give me 10 dollars and I will get you an A on that test.
Jared Van Houten: I will give you 20 dollars for a B.
by John Brokowski May 20, 2011
Get the Jared Van Houtenmug. Caitlin van Hoffen is an awesome friend! She will always stick by you through hard and good times. She is so funny as well and Beautiful. Anyone would be lucky to have her as a friend!
by randomrandomcool August 23, 2011
Get the Caitlin van Hoffenmug.