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The ubiquitous word thrown upon an unsuspecting person when A. "Getting them" B. To distract them or C. To cut them off. Formal usage would be after muffing someone, on a person's golf backswing, or faking the final buzzer in any competitive situation. To use "Zandt", the sayer must have balls the size of honeydew melons.
Knock knock, whose there, ZAAAAAAAAAANDT!!!

(While watching Tiger Woods at any PGA Tour Event, preferably the Masters or Accenture Matchplay Championship) ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDT!!!!!

Francis: Dude, you're a cock sucker.
Jimbo: Yeah, I just fucked your mom....ZANDT!!

(In a whisper, after "accidentally" giving a rando chick a facial) zandt.
Zandt by Frankie P May 4, 2007
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Townes Van Zandt

Arguably the best songwriter in country music.
Most famously wrote Pancho and Lefty.

You Are Not Needed Now
Greensboro Woman
Silver Ships of Andilar
Mr. Gold & Mr. Mudd
Heavenly Houseboat Blues
Person : I will stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table and say that Townes Van Zandt is the greates songwriter in history!

Townes: I have met Bob Dylan's bodyguards, and if you think that you're going to stand on his coffee table, you are sadly, sadly mistaken.

--

Allison laid an egg on me
And every time I turn around
It's floating through the air above my head
Well, I told Miss Hicks and she said, "Fine,
as long as you're back in your room on time
I'll keep you clean and the girls'll keep you fed."
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Danny Van Zandt 

Liberty's brother on the show Degrassi: The Next Generation. He can often be found pimping himself out to the fine ladies on the show and hating on the other ugly ones like Terri McGreggor who he tells to go choke on a pot roast.
"SERVED!" -- Danny Van Zandt

zander ermold

Slow super stud birthday boy that goes to governor mifflin. He runs cross country and is very slow and a super stud birthday boy.
Man youre a slow super stud birthday boy zander ermold!

Ronnie Van Zant 

Ronald Wayne "Ronnie" Van Zant was the lead vocalist, primary lyricist, and a founding member of the Southern rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd. He was the older brother of .38 Special founder and vocalist Donnie Van Zant and current Lynyrd Skynyrd lead vocalist Johnny Van Zant. Ronnie was born and raised in Jacksonville, Florida. Born on January 15th, 1948. Ronnie Van Zant died a tragic death on October 20th in 1977, when a Convair 240 carrying the band between shows from Greenville, South Carolina to Baton Rouge, Louisiana crashed outside of Gillsburg, Mississippi.
Ronnie Van Zant was quite the song writer and singer.
Ronnie Van Zant by Risown February 1, 2009

Zandatsu 

Zandatsu (斬奪 - "cut and take") was special technique used by Raiden during the World Marshal Incidents to extract fuel cell electrolytes from his enemies. By targeting their weak points in Blade Mode, Raiden was able to grab their power cores and recharge his FC and health instantly.
The Zandatsu technique can only be used by powerfull ninjas.
Zandatsu by JackTheRipper47 June 7, 2017
The chicken nugget Lord and savior (aka our true god)
Loves doggos and is very Zander