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The Sliding X Position

This is a sex move that requires a lot of cardio and stretching beforehand.

How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Yes Doctor, we got these injuries from performing The Sliding X Position. Let's just say that knees went places they shouldn't have"

"Hey honey, welcome home, as you can see that I am already in The sliding x position for you cause you've worked so hard. Go on big boy, take a run at this"

"Wanna try this Sliding X Position? It looks quite advanced"
by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022
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Carrot position

A type of panic positions. In which one person falls to the ground on his knees and arches his/her back and points arms horizontally as if in a suckish diving position. The top of the head should be in between arms and forehead touching the ground.
Warning: This position may lead to people kicking the person in the Carrot position. If this occurs, please contact a doctor, in case of internal bleeding.
Guy: Hey imma gunn a beat chu up!
Person: Oh snap! *Goes into Carrot position*
Guy: ... What?
by StrawberryRedd September 11, 2012
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positive area

A very great place to do sexual activities.
Hey let's go to our positive area.
by Paul_Rich-13 March 2, 2017
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Positive Mental Sheditude

The rule of being positive in the Shed. The shed is located in Markiplier’s discord server, and is the motto of the Shed. This rule declares that we all shall be positive and clean all negativity in the shed.
by starverse May 5, 2018
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nanny position

Bent over the console of the car giving an older man oral sex while he drives.
Steve had me in Nanny Position last night, it was so hot.
by BeardedTatDaddy January 14, 2023
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Spider monkey position

when you have your woman grip the doorframe with her fingers and toes while you hand from a pull up bar located above said door. Then wrap your keys around her waist and proceed to thrust
We tried so new stuff bro. She was begging for the spider monkey position
by Bodybaby August 21, 2025
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Position

Position is like what position you like in bed (making sexual intercourse), also a term used in league of legends as in what position do you play?
Girl: What position do you want to fvck in tonight?

Man: Whatever you like baby...
by Økamii March 2, 2021
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