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Hoe Lantern

A hoe lantern is the hoe of all hoes. This hoe leads all other hoes with the light of a hundred candles.
A hoe lantern is someone who sleeps with your husband in your bed and then dabs on a little of your perfume on the way out.

A hoe lantern is the destroyer of innocence; she teaches young children to be hoe-like breeding a whole new generation of hoes.

A hoe lantern will run you over with her car and then pick up your boyfriend at the funeral.

Hoe lanterns... just the worst.
by np:) April 6, 2010
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Leg Hoe

A woman who compulsively places her leg(s) on others.
Celine is such a leg hoe. She always has her legs on Damian when they are hanging out.
by Cyque January 21, 2013
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Dumb Hoe

A girl that bothers their boyfriend with dumb questions and statements.
Riley: what a nice day it is
Savannah: I wish I was a day...
Riley: You're a Dumb Hoe
by MoxieLive September 7, 2020
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squad hoe

She or he will talk or have relations with all your friends and you wont even know it.
she is a squad hoe. She fucked his cousin and his best friend.
by oh_really2015 December 23, 2014
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Hoe Slinger

A hoe slinger is someone who has no regard for hoes. They don't care if they cry, beg, or want to cuddle. They just want to use 'em, and sling 'em off to the side until they are needed again. Sling 'em to the right, sling 'em to the left.
"Oh my god Becky, he is SUCH a hoe slinger!"

"Did you hear about Sasha? She is a total hoe slinger. I wouldn't date her!"

"Ew gross, don't go to the club with them! They are hoe slingers!"

"I aspire to one day be a hoe slinger so that I will never get my heart broke again."
by Fe Halez December 5, 2022
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nigger hoe

A person(male or female), black, who uses their looks and charms to manipulate their partner to gain material(sex, money, clot). A hoe does not love their partnerand the minute someone with better looks, money or clot comes along they abandon their previous partner and the cycle continues.
Victim: She/he left me for a guy/woman because he is richer than me
Friend: Yeah she/he was a nigger hoe. It's ok, you're still a good person at heart. There more fish in the sea.
by bonkitybonk May 14, 2021
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WaffleHouse Hoe

A Waffle House hoe is a rundown white femalel that is a chain smoker and drinks cheap liquer. She thought she was the shit in highschool, but now is a broke bum with one or more babies with different fathers. She has a black sugar daddy and still thinks her life is meaningful. You can tell she was once a pretty girl, but is now corrupted with black penis, drugs, and alcohol.
Jon: O' girl lookin rundown N sloppy
Scott: Shes a Wafflehouse hoe fo sho
by iGpunk February 8, 2010
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