spitting in the wind

A futile act.

I asked my girlfriend of 3 years to explain why she's never invited me to one of her superbowl parties, but , clearly, I was spitting in the wind.

by Rufus is rockin October 7, 2016

pissing in the wind

what Yasuo does when he drinks too much water and needs to empty his bladder

Yone: what are you doing, brother?

Yasuo: just pissing in the wind.

by Shrikeass January 8, 2022

Alabama wind tunnel

The act of scissoring buttholes together, one partner farts, the other partner sucks it in.

I invited my cousin Jenny over and we scissored for the first time. She came too fast so I clinched my butthole against hers and farted. To my surprise, she rectally inhaled.

We scissored buttholes together, I farted into hers and she sucked it right in. It gave me an Alabama wind tunnel.

by Wanna bang44 December 9, 2024

Meerkats in the wind

A group of boys who simultaneously turn their heads at the sound of a loud exhaust. Seen in groups of six these meerkats divert their attention from Clash Royale to Cars instead.

"We're like meerkats in the wind the way we look at that VL turbo" - Logan Martin

by Village Chief August 19, 2025

Himp wind

Skipping in the rain while under an umbrella.

She just came back from a himp wind

by Hypedhero January 24, 2019

Wind Smell

noun
The scent that sticks to your body after spending a lot of time in windy conditions. It is the most noticeable in longer hair because they are lifted up and stroked more by the wind. The smell itself could be described as energetic and youthful.

Person A: Hey, does my hair have wind smell?
Person B: *puts Person A's hair up to their nose* oh, it does!

by frogs_are_neat February 29, 2020

wind noise

a really good blow job.

basically sucking licking and blowing a guys dick.

that guy really wants me to give him wind noise

by xxhottterthanyouu May 5, 2008