Vegan Water

Putting tofu in plain clear water with lemon as garnish

Mike: I’m vegan. Do you have any vegan water?
Me: “gives interested face.”

by doodHigh June 2, 2023

Vegan Teacher

Vegan Woman who rants on people for liking non vegan food. Why? It's just food. Basically your vegan-traditional food. Vegan Teacher often makes fun of people who disagrees with her. Seriously? A 30 year old vegan posting unfunny vegan content? Please, can someone stop her?

Eat your vegetables. What this means is that Vegan Teacher tells you to eat vegan food such as vegetables, egg, fish, and all that stuff.

by Carlito 💵 February 3, 2025

Imperfect Vegan

Apologetic ass who wants to look good to vegans as well as non vegans.

I eat plants except on Sundays. On Sundays, I prefer lacerated wings of birds and solidified goat breast milk. It's good to be imperfect vegan!

by boom_infinite May 7, 2022

Vegan

Therresa is vegan

That means she doesn’t eat any animal products and is annoying

Wow Therresa is a real Vegan

by anonymous January 24, 2022

vegan

You’re cool, or you’re a bitch about it.
They think they’re better for not harming animals, but they really aren’t.

1:Are all vegan people jerks?
2: No, some are cool people?
3: Hey, don’t ya think we all are cool peope?
1,2 4: No.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

vegan meat pie

When multiple gay guys run a train on a girl.

“Hey Susie, I got a vegan meat pie this weekend, it was great”

by ApplejacksCereal January 27, 2019

Taco Bell Vegan

A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.

Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan

by Zinnia9 September 27, 2018