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The Jonas Brothers

Since no one wants to give an objective definition that isn't just riddled with blind hate, I've decided to define the Jonas Brothers in a somewhat objective fashion

The Jonas Brothers are a three-man pop band responsible for releasing many beloved songs such as Lovebug and Sucker. They were formed in 2005 and consist of Nick Jonas, wed to Priyanka Chopra-Jonas, Joe Jonas, wed to Sophie Turner and Kevin Jonas, wed to Danielle Jonas. They temporarily split in 2013, but unlike the pop band One Direction, eventually reunited and has since released songs like Sucker and What A Man Gotta Do.
Person 1: I don't get why people hate on the Jonas Brothers so much. They seem pretty normal and their music isn't that bad.

Person 2: They just think it's "co0L" and anti-culture to hate on anything popular.
by TheBirddude October 3, 2022
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Jonas

A Jonas is someone who is most definitely queer, specifically with a Christian.
Oh my gosh! Jonas and Christian look so good together!
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jonas

cool, awsome gamer dude ,humer is sex jokes
jonas is a cool awsome gamer dude who has a humor about sex
by gamer jonas January 10, 2022
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Jona

Jona is the Most beautiful girl in the World with the Best caracter you van Desire. The Most personable Person you van with for.
#sexy #cute #caracter #sweet #blond
by Robsi February 10, 2017
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Jonas

Jonas

J-o-n-a-s

A boy who will show interest in you(romantic) but if you're not fast enough for him he will be ice cold. He will switch emotions in seconds.

Lovely-ice-lovely-ice

He will be mean to you and in the same time he will tell you how much he loves you and how sorry he is.
Don't fall for him he will poison you.

And he will tell you how much he wants to fuck you after 2 days.
Person : OH,look how handsome he is !
Person 2: yes it's Jonas

Jonas: he girl do you want a threesome? I like your pretty hair and eyes and boobs ;)
by Bellaskim April 20, 2023
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Jona

Jona accidentally add me on facebook but when she’s about to delete her friend request she saw my picture and change her mind. She’s kind and smart and a loving person sometimes she overthink and she’s just like an empty shell a hallow but she’s still beautiful I don’t want to lose her so I am doing my best to be there for her. Because of her kindness people often take advantage of her. That’s why I like it when she protect her self being fierce with others. somehow it puts me in peace because I know that she will fight because she’s a fighter after all. If you’re reading this please don’t be hard on yourself and be happy ily.

Truly Yours

06/26/18
Jona can be anything
by maiue October 19, 2021
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