token dude

the one guy that a girl will always go back to, no matter how much he fucks her around. usually some scummy white boy who thinks his penis is god’s greatest gift

friend one: you need to stop having sex with brian! he’s a fuckboy!
me: i can’t, he’s my token dude! i don’t know what it is but something about him makes me always want more!

by haaaannnnaaaaa November 15, 2018

Dude slammer

A guy who fuck dudes. gay.

A name you call someone when they do some gay shit.

Craig, why did you punch me in the ass? You're a fucking dude slammer!

by Danderson07 March 10, 2009

scooty-dudes

"excuse me." Created from "scooters" a cute version of "excuse me" and "excuse me dude."

Scooty-dudes man, I've had to pee for 38 hours.

*attempts to squeeze in between 2 obese women* Oh, scooty-dudes.

by Obi cotton picker December 27, 2007

Dude Swamp

Too many guys at any social gathering, ie, Bar or Party, upsetting the guy to girl ratio that must be upheld.

dubbed at Cafe d'Epoque | Mont Tremblant Nightclub on a friday night.

"Man, this place is a fucking dude swamp, lets get out of here!"

"The only chicks in this dude swamp are attached to dudes faces"

by Redhat- March 2, 2010

Hurricane Dude

The most craziest dude with weird hair. His real name is Nick. The most smart, intelligiant people will refer to him as, 'Hurricane Dude' because that is what his hair resembles. He is such a ragamuffin. He threatens to beat girls.

Jokinnn!

Hurricane Dude is an alright dude.. I guess.

by xxJessiexxxx November 26, 2010

fersure dude

When you cannot express enough derision with direct language that you must resort to euphemism; must be delivered in a mocking tone

"Just park here, we won't get towed"

- "fersure dude"

by the great zeeb March 10, 2021

Gnarly dude

VX148 Mole's catchphrase

you're Gnarly dude

by VX148 Demon June 29, 2020