December 9

December 9th give your gf your hoodie

gf: gimme your hoodie

Bf: why
Gf: it’s December 9th

by exoticxoxo December 8, 2020

November 9

International Punch People With Names That Start With S and End with A Day!

People with names that start with "S" and end with "A" (like Sophia, Sara, Savanna, Serena, Stella, etc.) are usually toxic and annoying, so they deserve a good punch to the face.

Serena: um.. Why are you looking at me and laughing??
y/n: It's November 9...You know what that means..
*punch*

by awesrtyuiop[l;kjhgcfxd November 10, 2020

May 9

Go somewhere fun with your friends

me: hey do y’all wanna go somewhere
them: yea but why today
me: cmon now it’s may 9 how could u forget

by machary May 3, 2022

9/11

9/11 AKA september 11 2001, is the day where I, a muslim, accidentally crashed a plane into the twin towers. I was bad at my job. Somehow I survived but people hate me now.

Me: Bro I crashed a plane back in 2001
Person: AAAAA! A MUSLIM! "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"
Me: 9/11 was an accident man! Im sorry
Person: TERRORIST!!!!

by FireChickenLikesBeans April 27, 2023

july 9

the birth date of the most prettiest boy in history. will always be my handsome boy. he is very athletic. i love u ethan. ur the best. would choose u over anything.

girl: “OMG ITS JULY 9TH!!”
me: “yeah, i know!! i planned everything out, i’m gonna give him his birthday present rn!! see ya in bio!!”

by ilovefrankocean123 December 12, 2022

sep 9

Its my birthday the best day on planet earth in my opinion. My special day:)

Hey is your birthday sep 9? Hell yea the best day 2day🤭

by iamsoocool910up August 5, 2022

June 9

Hit a girl with a name starting with D day! Have fun

Its June 9, you know what that means!!

by sonik x bonik April 5, 2022