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ten points to gryffindor!

When someone says something dirty/clever/witty or does something cool
Person 1: Bro I just realized..If air is clear to us..does that mean water is clear to fish??

Person 2: TEN POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!
by herp dee der January 30, 2017
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cracking ten

Slang term for defecation. Sometimes rumored to have been invented by George Washington while crossing the Potomac. It is a general term for the action of defecation, but can be altered after the "cracking" to describe the volume or intensity of the defecation.
"Bretheren...observe as I go forth and crack ten unto this mighty river."

"Hey guys, I totally cracked fifteen in that dumpster!"

"I gotta crack ten, be right back."
by Beef Sniper July 20, 2008
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ned i bet ten i b ore oj

Ned i bet ten I b ore oj is the president

Joe Robinette biden name written backwards. It refers to biden betting his friend ned that he is a preop transsexual (ore) that does a lot of business. (Oj)
Ned I bet ten I b ore oj, ( while trying to castrate any kids that aren't aborted)
by Joshamaphone May 10, 2023
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I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu
I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025
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Chigga Ten Tonne

Chigga Ten Tonne can be defined as a fat chink who completely dunks his hair in a tub of hair gel this morning making it hella thicc and then gets extremely angry if someone touches it and usually then impales them on the desk.
Damnnnn, that boy is getting absolute fucked by that Chigga!! That Chigga Ten Tonne is going sicko mode on that hoe!
by Cameron's friend October 14, 2019
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Totti Ten

Named after the Roma Legend Francesco Totti. A Totti Ten is completed when a young man successfully pulls 10 girls in one night. Folklore speaks of the first perfect Totti Ten being completed by a boy in Preston attending a night out at the beginning of Sixth Form. Rumour has it Lancashire Life wrote an article on the topic.
Boy 1: Did you have a good night out?

Boy 2: Yes mate I pulled off a Totti Ten!
Boy 1: Well done, I hope my life is one day as successful as yours!
by Paddy Blaney August 4, 2016
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Seven-Ten Split

(Medical jargon) When a kidney stone glances and dislodges a large scaberous blockage in the male urethra.
"May the record reflect there was a seven-ten split during the procedure. We will begin extraction."
by Chain Furious May 15, 2020
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