Tariff tax

You pay precious $5 everyday you want to live

Dangggg, did you pay your tariff tax today to precious?

by Pumpkin eater July 14, 2025

Girlfriend Tax

Girlfriend Tax equals your girlfriend owns half of the stuff you have. Do you like your hoodies? it's ours now. Do you want to eat in peace? No, you don't get that the food is ours now. Do you want to spend time alone? sorry we want attention no time alone now. In conclusion, we own almost everything you own.

Boyfriend: Love where is my hoodie and my McDonalds I just bought?
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.

by PancakeDreamer2000 May 31, 2024

Stupid Tax

Stupid Tax
Anything you end up paying for something dumb you did…

I loaned a so-called friend of mine $100 bucks, I knew he didn’t like to pay his bills so why did I think he was going to pay me back? Now I’m paying Stupid Tax.

by Fansypants May 22, 2022

fanum tax

Slang for stealing food from a friend.

For example my friend always pretends to “fanum tax” my Pringles

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 22, 2025

Tax Stuff

The title of the folder you keep your tentacle hentai in.

Where is your tentacle hentai folder?
It is the one labeled "Tax Stuff"
Okay, thanks!

by DJAesthetic January 23, 2018

Camron tax

You have to share a peice of your bitch with him. I.e, pussy, head, handjob, something of value.

Im about to get with this bitch but im concerned about the camron tax and what hes gonna demand this time

by Bongaclapa August 5, 2023

Tax

something that everybody dreads that comes around every April

“HONEY, it’s April again, did you give the tax money to the extortionists—- I mean the IRS?

by thasilverline0001 July 27, 2020