Fuck-Tard

When somebody is so obviously retarded...cant take a single hint and they piss everyone off. They act totally gay and try way to hard to be funny. the combination of a ''fuckin retard'' : fuck-tard

Chik 1:
Hey, this guy totally tried to impersonate Seth Rogan,which I totally love Seth MuthaFuckin Rogan..not only was he NOT funny..he was 5 foot ugly..smelled like dirty vag..and when he laughed in my face I almost choked to death on his rotten ass-fuck dead-stank-breath! He really thought I liked him and he would NOT leave..!! LMAO!

Chik 2:
What a FUCK-TARD!!!

Chik 3: Yea..fuck-tards mhmm everyday..

Chik 1: Where the fuck did you come from chik# 3???

Chik 2: OMG!!!!!! ANOTHER FUCK-TARD!! THERE EVERYWHERE!!!!!

Fuck-Tard aka Chik #3: UUHHHGGGHHMMMMEEWW!!! I WAS JUST TRYIN TO BE AWSEOME LIKE YOUU..awww mann I hate my life!

Random Dude walkin by: I HATE YOUR LIFE TO BITCH! ( random dude most likely a fuck-tard)

by MadiMadiMadi February 27, 2010

/b/tard

A netizen from ebaums who create havoc all over the Interwebs.

the ebaums /b/tards did it.

by Oldcahn July 3, 2009

Fuck-Tard

A insult, meaning having low intelligence, or being 'slow'.
The actual meaning would be being slow/stupid when it comes to sexual intercourse, aka fucking.

'Man, Sam is such a Fuck-tard.'

by hey-you. March 8, 2009

fuck tard

Black hole of respect, concern, balls, couth, tact, intelligence, diplomacy, conscience, due dilligence; at a more rudimentary level a walking-talking-human-bowl-of-shit

See lorin, or any of his other synonyms

by MoreSubbordinateThatYou March 8, 2005

couche tard

An extremely dumb or annoying person; can be shortened to simply "couche".

Stop being a couche tard!
You're such a couche.

by Al February 3, 2005

e-TARD

(person) Someone who stares at their smart-phone or monitor and LOLs, or literally ROTFL. Normally, their phone is an extension of their arm. They suffer neckpain and sore thumbs. Typonese and lack of proper grammar is also associated with e-TARDS . Walking also becomes an issue for e-tards, and objects or people get in their way. An e-Tard helmet may be necessary to protect the cranium of those who suffer from e-Tard fits. are great multi-taskers. They are able to google+ and/or text, while driving/eating/working.

The majority of Google+ users are e-TARDS.

by Googly Person September 13, 2011

Rea-Tard

When you randomly have the urge to pop up out of no where and be a person with special needs. You tend to mock different races and cultures as if you were them. You do not know the difference between white and black.

That Paul kid is always there, i think he might be a Rea-tard.

Dude your not german are you Rea-tarded.

by Runningfever09 January 17, 2008