Forum Sweats

smell like poopie butt fart

Wow, it smells like Forum Sweats in here

by ytsgip March 10, 2021

britney spears

Multitalented woman, also known as “The Princess of Pop.

One of the most successful and talented artists of all time.

Who’s Britney Spears? She’s the princess of pop!

by bsstan April 23, 2021

Māori swear words

Swear words in Māori. They aren’t usually the same as the English ones. They include:
* upokokohua - boiled head
* kai hamuti/kai roke - eat shit
* tō raho - your balls (used similar to 'dickhead')
* tō teke - your vagina (used similar to 'cunt')
* koe kurī - you dog
* ngote raho - sucking balls
* pokotiwha - bastard

White guy: Do you know any Māori swear words? In particular, what’s fuck in Māori?
Māori: There is no word for fuck in Māori.
White guy: Āhahā! (Damn!) not a swear word

by TheRealMinecrafter April 24, 2021

hailey sears

the best person u will ever find she is the best friend

hey are you friends with hailey sears if your not your missing out

by chloe :) <3 June 20, 2021

Female Sweatshirt Policy (FSP)

Female Sweatshirt Policy (FSP) is a policy pertaining to male and female couples. In a typical relationship, it’s common for the female to acquire a sweatshirt from her man. In doing so, the sweatshirt is essentially her property. It also very common for females to wear no shirt or bra underneath a sweatshirt, so it is just their bare chest rubbing against the sweatshirt. This policy essentially says that whenever a female who is in a relationship wears a sweatshirt once belonging to her boyfriend and has nothing on underneath it, the boyfriend is legally obligated to remove the sweatshirt and play with his girlfriend’s titties which can include a variety of things. However, this can only happen if the boyfriend finds out from his girlfriend either by observation or she flat out tells him. Also bear in mind that this only applies with sweatshirts that were previously owned by the boyfriend.

Me: I made my girlfriend accept the Female Sweatshirt Policy (FSP).
Friend: That's awesome!
Me: Yup, I got to play with her titties, it was great...

by schwiftyboi137 July 17, 2021

Britney Spears

One of the most talented, prettiest, and sweetest celebs in Hollywood. I don’t understand why people hated on her so much back in the day! She’s never said a bad thing about anyone, loves children, and donated to so many charities! One time when asked in an interview “If you could have one wish what would it be” she responded with “world peace and for everyone to be happy!” So what if she’s provocative? She’s not a child! People can express themselves how ever they like! Her music has always been great! She even wrote some of her songs WITH HER OWN melody! She learned to play the piano in JUST a weekend! She was even the one to teach the choreographies to her backup dancers for her performances!! She was the one who came up with the concepts of most of her music videos! And yet ppl said she’s talentless?! She EVEN has a natural strong alto voice like Whitney Houston, yet they forced her to sing in a robotic baby voice! It breaks my heart to know what she’s been through, she’s the strongest human being on earth who chose to keep going and push through! She inspired so many people to not be ashamed of their mental illnesses such as anxiety, depression, etc and to not be ashamed of making mistakes! Britney isn’t perfect she’s human! but she’s amazing! I hope she knows how much of a joy she is to the world! I hope she knows that we are there for her! We love you so much Britney! You’re an international treasure! Your freedom is coming soon!! #FreeBritney

Person 1: Britney Spears has no talent
Person 2: What about when she wrote some of her songs and came up with her own melodies on the piano, choreographed the dances for her performances, taught choreographies to children, came up with her music video concepts, and sings like Beyonce?

by Ducksarecuteok August 11, 2021

Jeff Swearingen

God himself. Actor, director, and writer of various comedy and drama productions. This man is possibly the perfect human. Faster, smarter, stronger, short. He is on a spiritual and intellectual level so high. The few to come into contact with this elusive figure, are enlightened. They are taken to a level of “not being a shit actor” for a moment, before Jeff disappears into the shadows. His IMDB page probably had religious text or fashion tips, most likely related to banana republic, on it at some point. Although he is not known to most people his work is incredible. As an acting teacher, he goes above and beyond what’s expected. He is so incredible he actually has a cult made up of various enlightened individuals called “the falcon”. Jeff does not affiliate himself with this cult but he knows of it. Truly, a god among men.

Guy: who is that guy

Enlightened individual: THATS JEFF SWEARINGEN OH MY GOD

Jeff: please leave me alone

by Falcon worshipper February 10, 2022