Pussy surprise

When you are going down on a girl and she queefs in your mouth as your eating her out

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by A.Dangles February 26, 2009

Stinky Surprise

When you are having sex with a girl and pretend you are going to ejaculate on her face. You tell her to close her eyes and open her mouth. You then proceed to bring your ass up around her face and spray shit in and around her mouth.

Dude, last night I ate $40 worth of taco bell and gave this chick the stinky surprise. She started choking and had to go to the hospital!

by DMcgee March 30, 2009

Possum surprise

when your lover pretends to be asleep, then waits fo ryou to fall asleep, and shoves a possum up your butt.

I thought cindy was asleep last night until i woke up to a possum surprise!

by duke dynomite January 14, 2009

fudge surprise

Sticking you thumb in your partners butt then putting your thumb in your mouth with the "Fudge" on your thumb

Frank stuck his thumb in bobs ass and then put his thumb in his mouth and got a fudge surprise.

by lDjlSparks April 13, 2005

surprise attack

When you are banging a chick, usually missionary, and ask for doggy. You suddenly put it in the girls butt as a surprise attack. You can either continue with the cowboy and make her TAP OUT or just make her TAP OUT

The definition should be suffice...try it fellas the ass is a tasty treat. Force the surprise attack...it's fun

by bjdr2001 September 7, 2006

talkeetna surprise

When you poop in the toilet and leave it for someone else to find but someone else comes behind you and poops on top it for the third person to find.

On a girls trip, we left our friends a talkeetna surprise. They had to grab a plunger by the third trip to the bathroom in order to clear the poop left from the first two.

by TalkeetnaScat April 23, 2018

Salty surprise

When you knock someone out and proceed to cum into their mouth while they are unconscious. It is the ultimate form of disrespect and ridicule.

1.
PK: "I'm finna knock that boy out and cum in his mouth

S.A.: "On god bruh, he gon a wake up and be all like "damn I got cum in my mouth" n shit"

PK: "thas right, he gonna wake up with a salty surprise"

2.
PK: "that boy likes to talk real big huh? He better check himself before he gets the salty surprise"

by PkTheArsonist May 29, 2022