strawberry george

a fictional character used by gutless adults to explain away period pains and blood to curious children.

the story goes: strawberry george causes period pain by picking strawberrys inside mommys tummy and turning them into jam.

usually this story just complicates matters and ends with the truth being told, as well as revealing that other fictional characters such as santa and the easter bunny are also made up.

the child will cry.

women hate strawberry george.

daughter accidently walks in on mother on toilet.

daughter: "mommy why do you have a red stuff coming out of your flower"

mother: "because strawberry george has come to visit and is making jam"

daughter: "oooo i love jam, can i have some?"

by staygold1984 April 15, 2010

Strawberry-nut-sucker

A man who loves strawberry ice-cream. Also more commonly known as one who blows goats, and packs fudge. Synonyms are: analfish, cumguzzler, ball-chinnigan, poo-stain-balls-man.
Antonyms are: coffee ice-cream lover

Man 1:"I really prefer having strawberry ice-cream over coffee ice-cream, especially when I'm making out with dudes"

Man2:"dude your such a strawberry-nut-sucker"

by Ice-cream man April 2, 2011

Strawberria

A large mystery in which no one knows the answer but one man. And he himself has lost his mind.

The Man Who Knows: "Look at this it is a giant Strawberria!"
Everyone Else: "What is Strawberria?"
The Man Who Knows: "I don't know."
Everyone Else: "What the fuck just happened?"

by Harden Bunclee January 7, 2013

strawberri

someone's nickname, she lives in Houston, and is one of a kind. U will never find another like her.

Look @ strawberri over there.

by jberri May 8, 2015

Strawberry Chocolate Supreme

When a girl is on her period, she fills a super plus tampon capsul with her shit and freezes it over night. And then ejects the frozen shit into her vagina in place of a tampon for maximum absorbency. Once the shit absorbs the maximum amount of blood, it thaws and leaks out as a strawberry chocolate mousse for your neighbor's cat to enjoy.

Garfield's favorite meal might be lasagna but his favorite dessert will always be the Strawberry Chocolate Supreme.

by gingsquad July 13, 2015

strawbrie

A sexy hard working girl who will be loved by so Many friends and will be a very lucky person in a relashonship will also have good look will most Likely win arguments

Ohh that is a sexy girl she most be a strawbrie

by Strawbrie info April 26, 2017

Strawberry Sundae Cuck

When a man willingly chooses to have a strawberry flavoured sundae instead of chocolate or caramel, acting as evidence that he may enjoy watching his wife being fucked by another man. (Note: Only acts as compelling evidence and not as definitive proof.)

MAN 1: "Woah, that guy over there is eating a strawberry sundae"
MAN 2: "Pffft, He's probably a Strawberry Sundae Cuck"

by L-Dizzle fo rizzle October 17, 2018