Stanley Steamer

An act of sex where the male takes a large dump on the floor. He then proceeds to do his partner from behind, grabbing her hind legs and dragging her through the manure like he is running a carpet cleaner.

My landlord asked why there was a brown stain on my carpet. I said, I gave my girl a Stanley Steamer to try and clean up last week but it just seemed to grind it in.

by W. T. Johnston August 14, 2017

Marlborough steamer

The act of smoking a cigarette while taking a dump.

I sat on the toilet and had a Marlborough steamer. It was heavenly.

by Rose Annap September 3, 2023

foghorn steamer

Very loud, boisterous, and stinky fart.

She walked into the room but immediately left as she heard and smelled my foghorn steamer.

by Dilly McDillyface April 22, 2018

plane steamer

A shit taken on an Airplane. One that really stinks up the whole cabin!

I just dropped a plane steamer and they had to land the plane!

by thegreginc March 15, 2021

Raspberry Steamer

When a girl is on her period, takes a shit on your chest, then rubs her period blood and shit on your chest to give you a streak of raspberry puree.

My girl did the raspberry steamer on me last night.

by KingDongUn May 16, 2022

Stanley Steamer

It is like a Dutch oven but instead of farting and covering a person with the bedsheets, you shit on their face and cover them with the blankets.

Hey daddy can I whore get a Stanley Steamer.

by Bosnian Jesus October 6, 2021

Cletus steamer

An act of self gratification were one shits on their own chest. As apposed to a cleveland steamer were a person shits on another chest.

No one was around to give me a Cleveland steamer, so I pleasured myself with a cletus steamer

by Toivo22 May 13, 2020