Dirty Spongebob

A Dirty Spongebob is basically when a girl has a sponge in her vagina meant to absorb jizz from her partner(s), then after someone peaks in her bitch wrinkle, the removes it and then slaps the other person in the face. (It is much like Dirty Pog.)

Damn, I was about to do Dirty Pog to this chick, then she suddenly gives me a Dirty Spongebob.

by Sakeeya March 29, 2012

sponge bob

REAL DEFINITION- Is someone who is square, uncool, a loser.
-this slang came from sponge bob being shaped like a square and the word square meaning uncool-

"Get yo sponge bob ass away from me"
"He's such a sponge bob"

by Detroit Definer January 30, 2007

sponge bob square pants

to live in a pineapple, under the sea

Aqua Man

by Poppin Fresh April 26, 2003

spongebob

The little square guy on television from who most of my livelyhood comes.

SpongeBob:Rember licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

by asfdsfgegfb August 15, 2007

Spongebob

A freakish form of sponge which has gained the ability of speech. Most of his viewers are idiots (Like him) and should go stab themselves as soon as they can. He pales in comparison to Invader Zim, and I will take it upon myself to kill spongebob's entire artist team so he can never be drawn again.

Once I went home and saw that Nickelodion canceled Invader Zim and made spongebob its Poster boy. I then cut my wrists open and watched Adult Swim.

by RagMeRock December 3, 2004

sponsor

the art of having a free night out before midnight, then your wages are paid!

i get paid tomorrow, can you sponsor me until midnight?

i can only come out tonight if am offered a sponsorship!

by emje October 29, 2010

Spong

Like sponge, but much funnier. Listen to how funny it sounds!

Mmmm, look at that spong. Don't you mean sponge? No, SPONG. It's much funnier, see.

by Depardieu January 5, 2009