Splitter

Heard in Monty Python's "Life of Brian." From "Beard-splitter" a late 18th/early 19th century man on man insult meaning lecherous wench bedder. "Beard" was a colloquialism for what is today called "beaver." Apparently, it was degrading to be regarded as a womanizer then, though it's totes gangsta now. This is called "progress."

Oi, splitter! Bloody Roman lover!

Them Judean People's Front lot's a bunch of ruddy splitters!

by Sulu-lu September 8, 2018

Banna Split

When a man surgically modifies his dick into a females pussy

Mark: "hey do you remember Tony?"
Dilfer: "Tony who?"
Mark: "TONY TONY!"
Dilfer: "TONY?!"
Mark: "Yeah that Tony, well did you know he's Tina now?"
Dilfer: "FUCK, HE GOTTA BANNA SPLIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by FallenAngelKiya August 27, 2009

splitter

When a female sharts while wearing a thong.

The seat of Tina's jeans were equally shitty, due to the splitter she was wearing.

by jayzone5 June 10, 2008

split

a woman/lady/girl/female/bird

that's split's got nice tits

by Andrew Warwick February 11, 2004

Split bumper

Common use for referral to 70-73 Rally Sport camaros with two small bumpers on each side of the grill.

Is that camaro a split bumper? Yes its a RS camaro

by John Copello June 20, 2007

splitpin

cunt

famous local hardcore dj from the midlands, e.g dj splitpin

by hardcore-henry June 7, 2009

Split Rail

When a woman queefs and farts at the same time.

"My jeans are giving me camel toe, so every time I go to fart, I ended up doing a split rail."

"Between that big, black cock and Mexican food last night, it's been a split-railin' kinda day."

by DeAnn Guthrie June 18, 2012