spaghetti yeti

An older male with a profusely aged bush having sexual intercorse with a young, menstruating female.

Did you get lucky after the club?
Yeuh, she wanted a spaghetti yeti.

by SlowMoGizMo February 04, 2020

spaghetti fight

two or more people "fighting" but they are just throwing hands not fists
basically their arms are going everywhere in the fight and its hilarious.
these are mostly fights between girls.

"she's such a spaghetti fighter. nevermind. this isn't even a fight. its just a handshake"
"aye this shit is boring"

by bussyfarts July 22, 2021

Team Sexy Spaghetti Freaks

An elusive cult of 2 people who eat spaghetti and are mildly weird. They formed a team because their raw sexiness put together was enough to turn themselves into spaghetti temporarily. At first they used it for good, fighting crime with their new-found spaghetti powers, however things soon took a turn for the worse when one of them got a little too saucy and took a bite out of the others noodle. They had reached the point of no return and the noodle-less cultist took a bite out of the others meatballs. After the battle one cultist was left only with noodles, and the other only meatballs. And that's why we complete each other ;)

Marshall - "Team Sexy Spaghetti Freaks for the win!"
Gwen - "Hell Yeah!"

by ToadNipps November 30, 2020

corn spaghetti

Putting a soft dick in a shitty ass hole

I’m sorry I didn’t last so long. I had corn spaghetti for the rest of the time.

by Hotmuffin6969 November 15, 2017

spaghetti spaganiel

a name for someone named Nathan who loves spaghetti. (warning don't call him this unless your feeling risky)

spaghetti spaganiel rhymes with banana maniel

by asdfghjklpoiuytrewqmnbvcxz April 19, 2017

dick spaghetti

i love you darcy❤️😘

darcy lives dick spaghetti

by bsndjdnsjdnsnsjfndksksjsnxndkl June 29, 2020

dick spaghetti

After masturbating for a long period of time you finally shoot cum all over your belly. You then proceed to walk like a disabled person with Parkinson's to the shower to wash off all the semen. But the semen, instead of washing of easy, gets stuck in your pubic hair. It then forms some sort of 'layer' around it.

A: Dude, yesterday I was watching this video of someone giving this girl a huge semen bat and I came so much I created dick spaghetti in the shower.
B: Ew what the hell man?!

by Wacky Noodles January 16, 2017