slow as cheese

When something as slow as cheese.

"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."

by glocksucker69 February 28, 2019

slow

the definition of slow is kamya and kylie

Kylie and Kamya are slow because they made a joke about “MiDdLe ScHoOl ChEcK”

by aye1234576 March 16, 2019

slow

the definition of slow is Kylie and Kamya.

Kylie and Kamya are slow because they made a joke about “MiDdLe ScHoOl ChEcK”

by aye1234576 March 16, 2019

Slow mover

A slow moving individual. Due to old age or injury.

My dad is a slow mover.

by Septdee June 20, 2018

super pussy slow

An automobile moving at least 10 mph below the speed limit and braking too much.

I'm late because the car in front of me was driving super pussy slow.

by boatsmith September 3, 2018

slow googler

someone who take an extensive amount of time to make a google search

stacey is an exceptional slow googler

by Faith Dota May 30, 2018

Slow

Someone who name is Calvin with a small dick

‘He acts slow so he’s definitely a Calvin”

by TheFeniusWhoFasPenis June 2, 2018