Skinny

To be skinny is to be thinner than the usual human.

Wow Ishmeet you're so skinny!

by CHEZAZAZAZA November 4, 2021

Skinny Junior

1. Having such a high metabolism that you can’t gain weight to save your life
2. Being the son of a skinny senior

Skinny junior over there needs to put some meat on his bones

by Skinny Junior January 5, 2022

Skinny Shamu

Skinny Shamus are woman who are pround to be what they are and never let anyone get them down. They're fierce and loyal and will back you up on any mater. Skinny Shamus are very happy people who dont usualy snap at people. There is one precaution when dealing with Skinny Shamus, when they feel that their food is under attack of potential stealing or danger of sharring they will lash out. Skinny Shamus can usually be found in the company of Free Willies.

Jason:"I really like Kelsey and everything but she goes crazy when you touch her food"
Brittany:"Sounds like you have a Skinny Shamu on your hands."

by hucu101 January 12, 2011

Skinny White Woman syndrome

A situation wherein a skinny (usually) white woman is delusional and is very set on telling you that your problems are caused by a higher power. She will usually tell you to book a seance with her or, if you’re not as skinny as her, to get some exercise. Skinny White Woman Syndrome will turn void any of your skinny girl friends of their personality and can only be solved by a reality check, which can happen in many different forms. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CAUSE THE REALITY CHECK YOURSELF, she will only double down and believe said higher power has turned you against her and may, in extreme cases, try to curse you etc
Comorbid symptoms also include:
-Being economically privileged

-promoting a pyramid scheme

-living off of parents’ money
SWWS can apply to any belief and does not limit itself to practices like Paganism and Christianity, however these are were the syndrome occurs the most.

“I talked to Sarah yesterday about my awful car crash; she said I should have taken the crystal she gave me in the car and that it wouldn’t have crashed if I wasn’t so ‘unhealthy’. I’m pretty sure she has Skinny White Woman Syndrome”

by I have a flat ass please help December 7, 2022

skinny fetus

A very skinny person

Dude 1: "Dang that is one skinny fetus!!"
Dude 2: "For real"

by McFatBelly July 23, 2018

Skinny Pizza

An oxymoron referring to a food establishment in Roslyn which serves vegan gluten-free non-GMO cauliflower things to young hipsters, yuppies, and homosexuals and calls it pizza so they can say they ate pizza.

"I just had 2 cauliflower slices from Skinny Pizza."
"Congratulations. Did it come with a side of gender reassignment surgery?"

by OzieIslip December 16, 2021

Skinny Drifting

Sliding along the floor while butt naked. Derives from the expression skinny dipping.

"Me and the boys were skinny drifting all over the locker room."

by Dremons March 30, 2020