5 Knuckle Shuffle

The person above me is a perverted dumbfuck sickos; Don't listen to him/her.

5 Knuckle Shuffle is one of WWE Smackdown! Superstar John Cena's signature moves. He does his "You Can't See Me" then runs to the ropes, bounces against them, brushes his soldier then jumps down and punches you right in the face.

Tazz: Ohhh there goes Cena with his "you can't see me!", Cole!

Cole: 5 KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! And the pin...!

by Cena pwnz August 2, 2004

5 knuckle shuffle

When a man places his cock in a woman and he begins to wank until he busts a nut

He 5 knuckle shuffled in her

by The cerified G January 13, 2017

Shuffle Shame

When one's ipod is a shuffle, and when all of your friends are not as jewish as you and can afford better ipods.

Man, i have a case of hardcore shuffle shame.

by crack head jones July 7, 2009

shuffly

A misspelling of shuffle, referring to the ipod shuffle.

My shuffly's battery has died. I hate my ipod shuffly!

by Tim Aerts February 13, 2006

Bathroom Shuffle

The akward, thighs pressed together bolt a girl does to the bathroom after she has just taken a fat load of cum. Usually said girl has some form of plug, either a wad of tissues or her hands to stop the outpour of said cum !

Dude, i shagged this chick last night and it was the funniest bathroom shuffle ive ever seen !

by nmk_427 August 20, 2009

Five-Knuckle-Doc-Shuffle

The act of typing out a document for no other purpose than someone's pleasure; someone who likes documents for documents sake; a document that will bare little useful fruit or results.

Common in software development organisations and bureaucracies.

Has the project started? No, we're have to do the five-knuckle-doc-shuffle first.

by docshuffler April 8, 2009

five knuckle shuffle

The act of moving all five fingers on a single hand across another person's forearm, one at a time.

The gentleman greeted his friend home from vacation, with a lovely five knuckle shuffle.

by Bob Memphis December 20, 2009