screengrabber

(n.) - an exciting book read on an electronic reading device that one cannot put down, similar to how some print books are called "page-turners"

"Wow, Dan Brown's latest book is a real screengrabber. I couldn't put my Kindle down all night!"

-- overheard at a watercooler in a publisher's office in Manhattan, January 23, 2010

by PRwiz101 March 10, 2010

Screenshooter

A gay little faggot who likes taking screen shots of somebodies activity on a computer while using the screen shots as material used for masturbation and blackmail. A very devious obsessed individual who has no life. A chronic masturbater who needs they're head bashed in with a baseball bat.

Hi screenshooter, how is it going? You're still doing the same thing you were doing 2 years ago? Cool.

by HOO AM EYE!!!! April 6, 2010

screenstipation

when your computer screen locks up

Stupid computer has screenstipation again...

by Gav's girl May 1, 2010

Screen-Yer Citizen

Bigoted elderly individuals who loudly declare that -insert race/orientation/employment status/driving ability- should be deported.

Not to be confused with screenior citizens.

Joe's screen-yer citizen grandfather regularly embarrassed him when in public.

by TheGoodReverend September 12, 2010

screencracker

Describes a persons somewhat unappealing expression in a photograph where the photograph is viewed digitally.

The word demonstrates the fact that the expression could "crack" the computer screen from which it is viewed.

That photo on facebook is a screencracker

by Bob oneill January 1, 2011

screen paranoia

when you have broken your screen (i.e. phone, ipod, computer) and get it replaced. but frequently check to see if anything has broken the replacement.

why do you keep getting in your bag for your phone?
sorry i just got it fixed, i have screen paranoia

by thebeav63 March 2, 2011

screened up

having a flatscreen TV in every room

got a 62" for my living room, moved the 50" to the bedroom. Now I'm all screened up.

by butchmanley March 8, 2011