shop fly

A person, who habitually hangs out at bike shops. For no good reason, other than to talk "shop". Often unemployed, broke, and without a life of their own, they take up the majority of your time, without spending any money.

"I had three projects on the go, but I couldn't get anything done with the shop fly buzzing around all the time. He's always asking stupid, fucking questions, while I'm trying to finish a project."

by D. Gould January 17, 2006

Pussy shopping

When at the mall,grocery store,gas station ect.. and acting like your shopping but really are trying to get a women to take interest in you.

I'm telling you walking into the grocery store with my uniform on makes pussy shopping so easy, like shooting fish in a barrel

by Animal man March 25, 2013

Window Shopping

Scoping out someone you find attractive even if you know you can't have the person

Person 1: Oh my God, he's so hot.

Person 2: It looks like he's gotta girlfriend.

Person 1: Dude. Chill out. I'm just window shopping.

by Madmads 99 April 25, 2015

last turkey in the shop

Imagine the last saggy turkey hanging upside down in a shop window. Not a pretty sight.. This phrase can be used to describe a paticulrly ugly looking set of male genitals.

An old man appears on the television with no clothes on. "EW, TALK ABOUT LAST TURKEY IN THE SHOP!"

by Lauren-Marie October 18, 2008

home shopping network

Peg Bundy's favorite place to shop.

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

queef in a flower shop

a lie; an untruth; a fallacy

I can smell a lie like a queef in a flower shop.

by Nokmin of Adonai December 19, 2005

Shopping for Haggars with LBJ

Performing an intimate act while wearing roomy pants.

"I came home from work, threw on some sweatpants, and the next thing you know, she and I were Shopping for Haggars with LBJ."

by wowie2010 April 13, 2010