Satan's handy

A Satan's handy is when you smear ones hand with hand sanitising fluid or chilli paste or solvent and then masterbate furiously. It is burning like Satan is giving you a hand job.
I gave myself a Satan's handy last night.
by Pieandsauce July 06, 2021
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Satan's handy

When you smear hand sanitiser or chilli paste or solvent on your hand then masterbate furiously.
Gave myself a Satan's handy last night.
by Pieandsauce July 06, 2021
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smoking that satan pack

To insult/threaten Satan in order to make him fear God even more.
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Satanic Jesus

Jesus with horns, a pitchfork and a devil's tail adorned with a crown of thorns. He has a shepherd's crook and a pentagram necklace. Ruler of Hellven. He walks on cloven hoof. You must forgive him for everybody's sins since he's taking responsibility for them.
"The rod and the staff of Satanic Jesus is the comforting key to eternal salivation!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 27, 2023
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Sataned

Sataned: A universal word to summarize the state of being screwed so bad that fucked sideways seem like an understatement. Sataned is the higher and real form of Murphy's law, when a person is Sataned, unexpected normal things / incidents go from normal to bad to worse.

Example: You reach the airport in wee hours to board an early morning flight. You clear the security and end up sleeping in the lobby , when you wake you up you find that your flight reached its destination while you were merrily sleeping.
He dressed up to meet his girl friend and after meeting her found out that she called him to introduce her new Boy Friend to him. Gosh he really got Sataned.
by Whattwhywhen February 10, 2016
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Stan My Satan

Stan My Satan, often abbreviated as SMS, are a famous metal band made out of 4 members which are Peter Steele, Gerard Way, Corey Taylor and Chester Bennington.
“Did you go to Stan My Satan's concert?”
Of course I did! It was so much fun!”
by arkeldopoli March 02, 2024
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Stan My Satan

Stan My Satan, often abbreviated as SMS, are a famous metal band made out of 4 members which are Peter Steele, Gerard Way, Corey Taylor and Chester Bennington.
"Did you go to Stan My Satan's concert?"

"Of course I did! It was so much fun!"
by arkeldopoli March 02, 2024
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