salty snowman

When you throw your unconscious friend into the snow, and then jerk off on him and let the ejaculate freeze.

Yo, Sam passed out first at the party last night, so we all pitched in and made him a salty snowman.

by ZmanEnterprises April 16, 2017

Salty Tomatoe

When you're doing doggy and about to cum, slap their ass until it's red, then cum on it.

I tried a salty tomatoe on my girl last night, and she was pissed but it was worth it.

by Buttery Egg roll January 9, 2022

A Salty Handshake

A name for a uncomfortable public handjob given by a gay man to a straight man.

You Boys Want To Go Into The Hall And Have A Salty Handshake?

by PiggieFatNose January 29, 2019

salty dogger

When a couple of old dogs get horny and start fucking.

Daddy, why is spike on princess? Honey, spike is giving princess an ole fashion salty dogger .

by NormGiles69 July 25, 2016

Salty Jimmy

When you did your hands in honey and then rock salt and proceed to give a hand job.

"I got a salty Jimmy the other night."

"Sounds like it hurts"

"If it's hurtin' it's workin'"

by Whiskey danger January 25, 2018

salty iguana

When a woman takes a tequila shot and then proceeds to chase the shot by licking salt off a man's erect genetalia.

I was at El Maguey this weekend and a woman took a tequila shot and performed a salty iguana on me.

by RANK TANK April 25, 2017

salty lady

Oral sex after your partner takes a piss when they haven’t had any water for 16 hours, following a strenuous exercise session in tight fitting shorts or pants made from synthetic material.

John Austin: Hey Luke, how was CrossFit today?

Luke: Tough! We rowed 10,000 meters and it must have been 120 degrees in there, these Lululemon shorts are soaked! I can’t believe I forgot to bring water, I’ve been thirsty all day. Look, my urine looks like lemon-lime Gatorade!

John Austin: Ooh, how about a blowjob? I haven’t participated in a Salty Lady since I broke up with Brooks!

by Lane Ass February 11, 2022