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symbology

Symbology is the study of symbols. Here are some simple symbological examples from that now standard dirty dirty English alphabet:

b and d are obviously erections viewed from the guys right and left respectively, while p and q are when he's soft, standing on his head, or on top.

V and W, a-la Dan Brown, mentioned by another poster are the chalices, therefore obviously symbolize three bitches with their legs spread, the W of course, is preferably twins, while v and w are hopefully at least 18.

U and n I personally take to be cups, one upright, the other spilled, which I why the prefix "un" is nearly always preferable to the prefix "in"

B of course then is boobs or buttcheeks

O and o, as in orifice(s) are obvious (men only have two)

g and q in different fonts therefore are those guys with curved dicks.

and so on and so forth
Symbology can be sexy.
by JamesJet March 5, 2017
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sympathy boner

Man I am so wet from crying i so need a wank right now. Sympathy boner
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symbiatch

1.a name for a "poser friend"
2. someone who copies others but sucks at it
"Hey Charlie, how is your homie Steve doing?"
Who Steve! He's no friend - he is just my symbiatch !"
by Colette and Lori June 3, 2007
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Sympathy Card

A holiday card you get just because you sent one to someone who didn't care enough about you to send one first. Usually arrive around December 24th.
Honey, that loser Shawn sent us a Christmas card again, I guess we should send him a Sympathy Card.
by Wuzanuke December 31, 2008
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bat symbol

When a girl is laying on a bed and her vagina is so wet it drips down her butt cheeks on to the bed sheets and forms a wet spot on the sheets in the form of a bat.
Darius ate my vagina like a retard on bath salt, i left bat symbols all over my bed sheets.
by Farcus November 27, 2018
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Symphony X-ing

A euphenism for "pinch harmonic", a guitar technique overused by the band Symphony X.
There is Symphony X-ing in the chorus riff of the song Cemetary Gates by Pantera.
by Freezing the Mainstream July 17, 2006
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symphony sex

The band symphony X is concidered so increadibly sexy by people with small penises, that they had to describe it with sex and not X.
Symphony sex is sex to my ears
by pwnrmln July 26, 2008
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