The look of horrified surprise caused by being poked from behind by a phallic object, most often the penis of an Indian.
Right as the picture was taken, a smiling Kumar brandished his penis and poked Megan in the back. Although she could barely feel it, she still experienced an Indian Surprise that she will not soon forget!
by a3 October 04, 2007
by A.Dangles February 27, 2009
Sticking you thumb in your partners butt then putting your thumb in your mouth with the "Fudge" on your thumb
by lDjlSparks April 13, 2005
when your lover pretends to be asleep, then waits fo ryou to fall asleep, and shoves a possum up your butt.
by duke dynomite September 30, 2008
When you are having sex with a girl and pretend you are going to ejaculate on her face. You tell her to close her eyes and open her mouth. You then proceed to bring your ass up around her face and spray shit in and around her mouth.
Dude, last night I ate $40 worth of taco bell and gave this chick the stinky surprise. She started choking and had to go to the hospital!
by DMcgee March 30, 2009
When you are banging a chick, usually missionary, and ask for doggy. You suddenly put it in the girls butt as a surprise attack. You can either continue with the cowboy and make her TAP OUT or just make her TAP OUT
The definition should be suffice...try it fellas the ass is a tasty treat. Force the surprise attack...it's fun
by bjdr2001 September 07, 2006
Mailing human excrement to a friend which has been wrapped tidily in a plastic kitchen container. Place paper towels under and over the "surprise" so the contents may not be detected until the package is opened.
I believe my friend was fired from his job after he opened his FedEx package labeled "Topeka Surprise".
by thatsjustwrong July 29, 2010