murders stroke

The art of holding a sword(EXEPTIONS: weapons without guardkatanas{they have guards, but nothing to speak of in this context}) by its edge, using the pommel/guard to make a makeshift hammer.

How to use the Murders stroke in combat: Imagine this: You're facing a knight in a 16th century steel plate armor, and you're only armed with a sword.

What do you do?

Throw a cut at the knight is no use since it will just ricochet off the armor.

What you actually want to go for is grabbing the sword by its edge, and using the guard or pommel to smash into nucks. If there's are nucks nowhere to be found, go for the head.

by GeneralEric January 4, 2017

Stroke-sterbate

After jerking the chicken for multiple hours one may suffer from a stroke.

Andy had to call into work after had a case of stroke-sterbate.

by Doesnatcher July 10, 2016

Mental Stroke

when you are in a group chat and they wont stop talking about stupid shit

I WILL HAVE A MENTAL STROKE IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP

by WadedaGreat March 26, 2021

Four Stroke Engine

When a dude is four inches in you, and you are four inches in a dude so no matter what direction you move, somethings going some where

"Yo dude, do you wanna join in my four stroke engine?"

by JimBobBrowning June 13, 2025

Four stroke

Engine most commonly used around the world. although on a dirt bike they perform terrible because compared to a 2 stroke, they put out more torque rather than HP and torque is not really needed on a 150 lb machine to get up to speed.

Four stroke rider- hey wanna race

Two stroke rider- sure

Four stroke rider- how come you won, my top speed is higher than yours

Two stroke rider- because I got to a

higher speed faster than you could

by Yupper Trupper November 19, 2022

I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone

by StarchDisks December 6, 2022

smoke stroke

Standing by a fire where the smoke blows in your direction and your eyes sting. And the smell of your clothes the next morning!

I was sitting by a fire and got smoke stroke

by A876Walk March 1, 2016