Jersey shore

One of the dumbest shows on MTV. The women are catty bitchy shrews that aren't even attractive, and the guys are all wannabe macho men who suffer from penis envy. Do yourself a favor and watch something else, 'cause this is crap.

I watched about 10 minutes of Jersey shore last night before changing the channel in disgust. What a bunch of crap.

by Metalhead83 October 30, 2011

slore

1. A powerful infusion of the words slut and whore.
2. A fierce creature identified as a minion of Gozer in the movie Ghostbusters.

1. That girl is such a slore!
2. Then, during the third reconciliation of the Voldroni, the supplicants chose the form of a Giant Slore! Many Shubs and Zhools knew what it was like to be roasted in the belly of a Slore that day, I can tell you.

by DC March 14, 2005

shore shock

When you start watching Jersey Shore beginning with Season 3 and you don't know where you stand in life anymore.

I watched Ep 7 of Jersey Shore last night. I'm still shore shocked, I don't wanna talk about it

by TheSquareRootOf69 February 28, 2011

Miami Shores

-A medium sized suburb located right outside of Downtown Miami, Aventura,Miami Beach, North Miami Beach,South beach,and Ft Lauderdale. Basically its where all the crazy fuckers from the surrounding South Florida party hotspots decide to settle down and have a family and kids.
-Home to THE golf course (GC babyyy!), crappy schools like DCS, The Rec center, BK, and every drug you could possibly want.
- Suburb where it is common place for groups of teens to sneak out late at night to drink and smoke where ever the fuck they please
-The REAL miami suburb
-The place all the Biscayne Park kids wished they lived

Timmy: Yo bro my buddies are having a getty down in miami shores at some empty house
Jon: Is there going to be alcohol and drugs?
Timmy: Dude, i said it was in Miami shores...
John: Oh Yea

Sam: Damn dude i really want to drink some nasty ghetto Mickeys, smoke some chronic ass weed with chill people then have to run from the cops...

Tony: Yo we can just go to The Shores!

by Noah-Fo-Sho a December 16, 2008

Jersey Shore

n. person with a hot body but a f***ed up face.

Look at that body! Too bad he's a Jersey Shore...

by d1mpc February 4, 2010

score

To succeed in seducing someone sexually.

All you have to do is impress one another to score, or you'll have to settle for a cheapshot.

by kal March 6, 2004

Jersey Shore

Popular term used to describe the Atlantic Ocean coastline of the State of New Jersey in the United States. New Jersey natives who are planning to go to the area often say they are going "down the shore". The term "Jersey Shore" is often shortened to simply "The Shore" by natives of New Jersey (just as the name of the state is sometimes shortened to just Jersey). The Jersey Shore is composed of the coastal communities of (from north to south) Monmouth, Ocean, Atlantic and Cape May counties. Though the city of Cape May has been a summer retreat since the 1760's, the Jersey Shore did not become a truly popular summer resort area until the mid-19th century, when railroads made it relatively easy for people to travel to the region. Summer tourism accounts for a large percentage of the economies of the four Jersey Shore counties, especially in Atlantic (home of Atlantic City) and Cape May counties (Cape May County's economy is almost entirely dependent on tourism). Jersey Shore locals sometimes refer to summer tourists as bennies (most often heard in Monmouth and Ocean counties) or shoobies (generally used in Atlantic and Cape May counties). Visitors to the Jersey Shore often ask why the region is called "shore" and not "beach." The truth is, nobody knows.

See also New Jersey, Jersey, South Jersey, North Jersey, Sopranoland, Atlantic City, A.C., Exit Zero, bennies, shoobies, gunderson, Wally and Marge.

People from across the United States enjoy spending part of their summer at the Jersey Shore.

by Led Zeppole December 29, 2003