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Texian Steamer

When a guy is committing sexual activities with their significant other. And they suck your penis until climax then stick it in a water bottle where you climax in it then 2 hours later you pour it into your own butt where your SO will then slurp it up like a Chug Jug.
"Hey baby wanna Texian Steamer?"
"Sure"
by Blixls December 22, 2021
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Stanley Steamer

It is like a Dutch oven but instead of farting and covering a person with the bedsheets, you shit on their face and cover them with the blankets.
Hey daddy can I whore get a Stanley Steamer.
by Bosnian Jesus October 6, 2021
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Delaware Steamer

Like the Cleveland Steamer, but with the added person yelling "Delaware!" like Joe Biden that one time.
I took her to my penthouse and I freaked it, and by it, haha well - a Delaware Steamer :)
by Chudley C. Tibbs May 27, 2024
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steamers breakfast

When you rap your penis in bacon and pour maple syrup on it and preform anal on your partner, and when finished your partner continues to eat it off the penis.
Girl: "will you give me the steamers breakfast please"
by Justus-is-real December 3, 2016
mugGet the steamers breakfastmug.

DC Red Line Steamer

Similar to The Cleveland Steamer, except you defacate bloody fecal matter onto your lover's chest and rock back and forth in it as fast at possible, impersonating the speed of a DC Metro train.
Daniel (looking in the mirror at red marks on his chest): Where did these red dots come from? (He thinks briefly then remembers). Oh. DUH! My ex gave me a DC Red Line Steamer.
by Big shot 91 June 12, 2021
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Chicago steamer

When a hot slice of pizza falls onto you, causing severe burn marks on your dick.
Luke received a chicago steamer after he was clumsy with his pizza.
by Like shappard June 27, 2024
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Cornish Steamer

It's just like a Cleveland Steamer but after 8 pints of Rattler
"Ey pard you up for a Cornish Steamer?"
by KineticX49 November 17, 2023
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