Simp-Stamp

The time and date a "shitlib" Monica-"mask on in car always" got their 4th or 5th jab to keep from getting the common cold because they already survived the first two blood clots, but they have no natural immunity in their body to infections because they totally believed what MSDNC and Collectivist Noose Nutworxs told them!

Damn Monica will be out another two weeks from her hairdressing job, due to illness, she got her third "simp-stamp" this year!

by jayskind1 October 17, 2021

Water stamp

Water stamping is when you wet a hairy mans asshole and put it on your face

it has to be soaking

Jeremy: my grandfather told me he water stamped my grandma all the time

by Extyix :) October 26, 2021

stamped

to get that @$$ beat REAL BAD!

“you better hope you not seen nowhere and i’m around hoe, URRRRR GONNA GET STAMPED LOVE AND I MEANT THAT BITCH WHO”

by michaeldfhoe September 4, 2021

Slug stamp

The residual print left on a surface after application and removal of a vulva

I need to change this shirt before we go out, my girlfriend left a slug stamp on it last night before she started riding me

by Winston Theodore Defacatus June 29, 2021

Kiwi Stamp

When you dip your testicles into green ink and proceed to tap them on your sleeping shipmates forehead. The mark then looks like a kiwi fruit.

When Sailor Jerry falls asleep, I’m gonna kiwi stamp him so hard.

by Sailor Sada July 8, 2021

Cookie Stamp

When your cat or dog raises their tail to expose their butt, and sits on you.

Leaving a stinky spot on you.

Don’t leave a cookie stamp on me!

by CGuajardo May 2, 2022

Licking Stamps

To take LSD, usually in blotter form, Because they are reminiscent postage stamps.

Dude, he was just chilling there licking stamps at that festival, He must've been really tripping out.

by Poofawoo May 7, 2022