strategic 'Stamps-spending

Where you cleverly dodge the state "snack tax" by mostly using just cash-funds from your SSI check to purchase "basic staple" items like milk, cereal, produce, meat, etc, and reserve the allotment on your Food Stamps card for buying soft drinks, seltzer water, dry-roasted nuts, and other equally-simple stuff that's really just an ordinary everyday comestible, also, but the greedy government classifies it as a "snack food" so that they can charge you sales-tax if you use regular cash to pay for it, but the tax is "forgiven" if you buy it with Food Stamps.

I bought some bulk-bottles of unsalted dry-roasted peanuts so I'd have several months' worth of healthy snacks to munch on throughout the day, and by using strategic 'Stamps-spending, I saved several dollars in sales-tax.

by QuacksO May 14, 2019

Stamping the Elephant

the act of receiving a prince Albert piercing to the male genital shaft.

Bro where is chad? He's Stamping the Elephant. Delicious.

by Cletus Duke January 25, 2017

tater stamp

The art of tickling a mans balls with only the big toe.

Lucy discovered that tater stamp was a hobby that her and boyfriend can both enjoy.

by ionary September 20, 2016

Time stamp from the Hershey factory

When a pet or human you care for is lax with their personal hygiene, specifically their bumhole maintenance, leaving little chocolate kisses on soft furnishings around your home.

What have you been feeding the dog? Time stamp from the Hershey factory all over the bed.
I am NOT scrubbing another time stamp from the Hershey factory off your disgusting y-fronts again Kevin.

by Tish_71 April 2, 2022

pudden stamp

The mark a females dogs hooha makes on concrete when she is in heat and still bleeding and sets down

Dixie left a pudden stamp in the shop when she sat down beside me. I need a couple Clorox wipes.

by EddieGirl October 15, 2023

Food stamp music

Music that is usually listened to by minority groups, especially black people. Usually some sort of trashy rap or pop music.

Guy 1: You like this new song; its from Gunna's new album
Guy 2: No, get turn that food stamp music off

by DIENUM May 12, 2024

dee-stamp

Large hickeys with bite marks around them.

DAAAAAAMN!!! That's a huge dee-stamp.

Did you see that giant dee-stamp on Holly's boyfriend?

by Deanna548 November 4, 2008