The furore and ensuing internal inquest (akin to the Spanish Inquisition) which the boss has after a monstrously huge, unflushed turd is found in an office or workplace toilet.

Breaking news, folks, in the Shunkygate Incident:
DNA tests have revealed the perpetrator of what, inside sources have said, can only be described as a Loch Ness Peaker.
A statement has been issued by Management saying that "Finally! We can get to the bottom of this mystery."

Shunkygate by Shunky-Monkey December 14, 2008

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Splunkyt

The fun game of enjoyment whereby one or more bro's aim their love pumps at a designated target and unload a round of manmilk. He who is closest to the mark recieves a high five and a minute to collect himself.

"My dad fucking creamed me at splunkyt this weekend"
"Man, I got kicked out of my fraternity cause I suck so bad at splunkyt"

Splunkyt by J-town Rivers November 17, 2011

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spunk gutter

A gutter fitted round beds in gay friendly hotels in Amsterdam to catch excess sperm.

I can't believe you booked us into the "Quentin" that place is so gay it has spunk gutters fitted.

spunk gutter by surrender monkey May 11, 2012

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spunk in trunk

To spunk in ones trunk is simply another way off explaining ejaculation from a mans penis in the anus after climaxing during anal sex. The 'spunk' left in the anal canal after the anal sex has taken place is now classed as spunk in the trunk. A man wanting anal sex with a lady (or man) may say 'I would like to spunk in your trunk'

When a male reaches climax during anal sex and ejaculates. with either a woman or another man, this is deemed a Spunk in trunk moment

spunk in trunk by lotsofloprabbits December 7, 2013

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