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Slump Slapped

When your sitting in a car slumpin and annoying heads begin to role up from no where asking if you got pills, weed, alcohol, cigs, or whatever it might be....
Ya, I was posted up with garfunkle at 7eleven and three heads popped up askin if we had dank. We were chillin to those nigas slump slapped us
by CitizensPatrol November 13, 2009
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booger snapper

(boog-err snap-err)
-noun

One who routinely excavates a ball of snot from the nasal passageway with a finger and then carelessly flings it away.

See also: nasaljectile.
"Geez, that guy just picks his nose wherever he feels like it. I almost got hit by that booger snapper!"
by Dyslexicon March 28, 2010
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Comfy Slipper

The act of taking the extra skin of the penis, pulling it over you dick head and staple it together.
Yo, what did you do last night?

Well i got bored so i gave myself a Comfy Slipper now i cant piss.
by road dome tasty111 December 10, 2011
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Vicious Snapper

A stripper gave me a vertical 69 and I almost thew up because of the Vicious Snapper.
by AL718 October 23, 2011
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penis snapper

A term to state when a porn star's vaginal organs are so powerfully strong that when a male's penis is inserted , it snaps in half , killing the male while the porn star laughs manically.
Faggotini :"I don't think prostitution is the best job for you"
Antoinette: "What are you talkin' about girl?"
Faggotini: "It just that with that penis snapper of yours , the amount of rekt penises are too damn high , our insurance bills can't cover their huge medical bills!"
by St1ff_D1ck January 7, 2016
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Ruby slipper moment

When you come too in a momemtary state of being completely pissed off your nut, and wake up underneath a hideous skank bitch with teeth like a gutter snipe and shes ridding the shit out of your half limp dick trying to milk you for some baby batter.
You start clapping your heels together like Dorothy off the wizard of oz while yelling theres no place like home.
Guy- huh..hey wtf…argh
Skank- uh uh uh

( Slap slap slap )
Guy – theres no place like home …theres no place like home….fuck I wish I had some ruby slippers right now
Guy to his mate- wicked party last night but a had a ruby slipper moment late in the night.
by dirtychevy May 15, 2016
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california slippers

Knee pads for guys preforming oral sex
If your heading to Sanfransico you better bring your California slippers
by California Slippers December 30, 2016
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