Simon

It's Mexican slang for "Yes"

B-Real: "Whats up homie, Don't you know me?"

Sen Dog: "Simon!"

B-Real: "Ain't you the brother of the mas chingon?"

Sen Dog: "Straight Up!"

-Cypress Hill, from one of their best songs off the first album "Latin Lingo"

by Bonquiqui572 May 27, 2014

Simon

A fat turd who sits all day doing nothing but playing games on his computer while eating junk food. He often has man-tits bigger than most teenage girls in his grade. He likes to pet his friendly micro penis that you need a microscope to see. He has the ability to back out of any conversation by covering up his face with a giant double chin.

Look at that fat guy his name is probably Simon

Dude did you hear about the new she male with big tits, its name is Simon

by Imgayyyyy0929 March 4, 2019

Simon

typically Irish and short. blue eyes. hot tempered and can't take what he dishes out. dresses terribly. long hair. practically drowned in cologne. small dick.no balls. awful taste in music. assumes. you know what they say about assumers. it makes an ass out of you and me. bad friend. can't keep a secret. thinks hes the shit and hes not but he talks it. mad creepy.

simon

by BananaNutCandle January 23, 2010

Samone

A attention seeker on socia network sites

Samone begging for RT's and making trends

by Twitter Boss June 14, 2013

Simon

A closed off guy that is super sensitive and sweet but doesn't want a single soul to know. Ever.

I totally thought he was such a rude kid, but he ended up just being a simon and had me totally swooning over him!

by Newbyknows October 13, 2015

Samone

Another word for someone

Don't let Samone be a priority when to them you are just an option.

by Samone December 3, 2003

simon

Simon is a common slang term in Kent England for someone who is annoying and cocky. Someone who is not well liked and needs a slap. Other words for Simon are Cunt, bell end and fucktard

That guy is such a massive Simon. I can't stand him

by smallwillybilly December 22, 2015