Shop Keeper

A woman or man who takes care of thier kids. A faithful a good person who takes care of the family.

I love women like her. She's a real Shop Keeper.

by RJ September 4, 2004

shop the chop

Looking for a slut ass hoe.

If you want to get some pussy, you'll have to shop the chop, cause if you get the chop, you'll get no pussy.

by griz October 17, 2004

Window Shopping

Scoping out someone you find attractive even if you know you can't have the person

Person 1: Oh my God, he's so hot.

Person 2: It looks like he's gotta girlfriend.

Person 1: Dude. Chill out. I'm just window shopping.

by Madmads 99 April 25, 2015

last turkey in the shop

Imagine the last saggy turkey hanging upside down in a shop window. Not a pretty sight.. This phrase can be used to describe a paticulrly ugly looking set of male genitals.

An old man appears on the television with no clothes on. "EW, TALK ABOUT LAST TURKEY IN THE SHOP!"

by Lauren-Marie October 18, 2008

home shopping network

Peg Bundy's favorite place to shop.

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

queef in a flower shop

a lie; an untruth; a fallacy

I can smell a lie like a queef in a flower shop.

by Nokmin of Adonai December 19, 2005

Shopping for Haggars with LBJ

Performing an intimate act while wearing roomy pants.

"I came home from work, threw on some sweatpants, and the next thing you know, she and I were Shopping for Haggars with LBJ."

by wowie2010 April 13, 2010