Shoulder whore

Someone who's shoulders are often used as a pillow, with or against his or her will.

Mike: "Hey Becca, I'm putting my head on your shoulder!"
Betty: "Yeah, me too!"
Becca: "Not again!"
Mike: "Too bad, you're our shoulder whore."

by heyolo September 26, 2010

Maybe I should start smoking

I am drunk right now but maybe smoking would do something for me.

Being drunk is ok, but smoking brings a lot of relaxation I hear. Who wants to grow old and ugly anyway.

When am I able to get any satisfaction in this world, Everything else just seems so boring and dull.

Maybe I should start smoking

UD Jews im drunk but I meant this for you guys to read

by Death Menace February 15, 2023

dirt of my shoulder

showing attitude; other person does not have any right to tell you anything because they don't know you that well..

Tamy: Hey! Do you know how to play guitar?
Jack: I have my own band.. Let me wipe that dirt of my shoulder real quick!

by TjsP December 7, 2007

Dirty Jay Sekulow

The act of a lawyer tossing his client's salad while the client pisses all over the Constitution.

Ken Starr "Jesus Christ Pam you smell like a barnyard this morning."
Pam Bondi: "It's not me Ken. Tell Jay to go brush his whore mouth."

Pat Cipollone: "Fucking Dirty Jay Sekulow"

by SarahSandersHuckabuckaBee February 3, 2020

shoulder cutter

Someone who cuts their shoulder. Like someone who cuts their wrists are often called emo, people who cut their shoulders are often called mentally retarded . They cut their shoulder because shoulders are less visible than wrists are.

"Man, that chick is a shoulder cutter."

by oergbewrgjkert February 6, 2007

secular islam

1. A fusion of islam and western culture.

2. Some nominal restrictions of Islam and lifestyle of west.
3. System that includes Individualism, materialism, wickedness, freelove, communism, democracy in a muslim populated state i.e. Turkey, Egypt, Bangladesh, Kuwait, U.A.E, Malayasia etc.

1. The idea of secular islam is conforming lifestyle for muslims in west.
2. Dodi fayed, Princess Diana's boyfriend was an advocate of secular islam
3. Most muslim states now submit to secular islam instead of mainstream islam.

by arkayana February 6, 2009

Someone-who-should-shut-up-when-your-being-silly

someone who needs to do that stuff i just said.

Ashleigh, you are omeone-who-should-shut-up-when-your-being-silly

by Chris December 15, 2004