Rollin Coal

The act of passing a thick, noxious gas out of your your ass while passing through large crowed areas. Bonus points if it is loud and has a clingy consistency, as you want people to know that your are the villain of this dastardly deed. Not to be confused with carpet bombing or crop dusting whereas the pilots try to remain anonymous while dumping their payloads in crowded areas.

I was with my Uncle and he was Rollin Coal all over them pansies waiting in line at the blood donation center.

by rustintime July 9, 2014

picture me rolling

I'm on the way.

I'm about to leave the house. Picture me rolling.

by Word nerd March 8, 2015

rolling the bean

Powdering the muffin, square deal sally, fingering the finger food.

Cindy has seemed more upbeat lately, she must be rolling the bean.

by the web cohort August 30, 2005

rolling the dice

When one feels the urge to fart, but isn't sure whether or not defecation will occur.

Rolling the dice is always a gamble, sometimes you're okay, sometimes you crap out.

by pleco December 28, 2005

Rolling Blind

Rolling a joing in insufficient/non-existand light, often leading to a poorly constructed roll.

'Dude, that joint looks wack!'

'Yeah sorry man, was rolling blind.'

by Eleefant July 15, 2009

rolling like thunder, striking like lightning

rolling like thunder, striking like lightning: to excel

Every crunch time, Ben was rolling like thunder, striking like lightning.

by TooSick4U June 2, 2013

rollin' back the odometer

When a girl states she's had sex with way less guys than what's accurate out of fear that you'll assume she's a huge slut.

Mike: Dude, I should've totally fucked Meghan last night.
Frank: I heard she's a huge slut.
Mike: But she said she's only been with 3 guys.
Frank: Bro, no way! Her?... You know she's totally cracked the glass and is rollin' back the odometer on that one.

by Mike "Geesedawg" Greer April 21, 2016