Patty

The word you use for a glory hog or something that pisses you off. A Patty hates to lose, and will always either deny their mistakes, blame it on something else, or keep trying to piss you off. Usually it's all three.

He Gave me the wrong order at Wendy's! Fuck that Patty!

by MikeyTheAwes0me March 7, 2011

Crabby Patty

AKA - Urinal Cake

"CRABBY PATTY" - The unusual foreign object you find in Mens Urinals

by SloppyShocker July 12, 2011

pattymelt

the act of pleasing a woman orally.

He gave her a pattymelt

by pattymeltz February 5, 2010

beef patty

The stage in which your penis is not soft anymore, but not hard either. It's the middleground transitional stage.

"Man that girl is hot!" "Nah, she only gave me a beef patty"

by Hargret March 19, 2009

Chicken Patty

same as Flapjacks, the sack left behind dangling in between your dogs legs, after he is neutered

OMG The Dog looks like he has a Chicken Patty flapping around between his legs!

by BlackMeowCat July 13, 2004

Petty

Lancashire dialect.

Petty = Toilet

Petty paper = Toilet roll.

Petties = Toilet block or Public convenience.

Ahm goo'int petty fer a jobby = I'm going to the toilet for a poo.

Whee'erst Petty? = Excuse me, could you direct me to the convenience?

by Wildcat0123 October 24, 2012

split-dick patty

a dick, cut in half, put on a patty bun. Sometimes with ketchup, mustard, onions, relish, semen, just usual condiments. usually expensive on the black market. you can find a split-dick patty on ebay for much cheaper though.

damn was that split-dick patty over cooked!

Mommmm!!! I ordered my plit-dick patty 3 weeks ago, and it still hasent arrived.

My dick got cut down the center, so i put it on a patty and ate that shit! :D split-dick patties are stupendous!

by aerick thomas October 3, 2007