put out of commission

When you have sex with Dean Lonergan and his surprisingly large penis

Person A "Ah man, I was put out of commission"
Person b "oh, you had sex with Dean Lonergan as well?

by FishFucker_69 March 12, 2023

put this message on a mug

put this message on a mug
Something that FrankieTheNOOB1 wants a sentence on a mug because then he has a chance to buy it and then it would say “ put this message on a mug”

Frankie: put this message on a mug
my.urbandictionary.com: ok

by FrankieTheNOOB1 January 23, 2022

put the team on her

Putting the whole team on her describes sharing pussy with the whole squad, cause sharing is caring.

“Hey did you bag Sarah last night” “yea I smashed and put the team on her”

by Long john t-bag January 27, 2019

Putting on for your city

Slanging dick otherwise known as having intercourse with a large amount of females and bring notoriety to the area from which one originates.

Putting on for your city

Ryan "Dude, I've had a different girl over every night this week!"
Jeff "Damn, bro is putting on for his city"

by LerroyJenkinss September 19, 2023

Put me in the pound

Be done with. Don't want any more. Ignore.

Example : Hey can I borrow that game?

Sure
Walk away without giving it to you

Why you put me in the pound like that?

by chelloe December 14, 2017

Put the pretzels on the wall

To think outside the box; something totally unexpected and different.

Person 1 "Hey man, the professor is insane!"
Person 2 "yeah he really put the pretzels on the wall with that one!"

by Legs' advocate April 19, 2022

Put the tube in the hole

To have sexual intercourse, to copulate
Literally, put the penis (tube) in the vala (hole)

Man: I am so bored out of my skull!
Woman: Yeah, me too. I don't know what we should do.
Man: I know, We can put the tube in the hole and make a baby.
Woman: Great Idea! I can finally be a mom!

by DJ CoBrA May 24, 2017