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Puke

That fisher kid from baraboo
That puke tries to date little girls
by Ysahel February 19, 2023
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Puke Fantasy

The most disgusting thoughts you can conjure up to make yourself puke because you’re hung over.
Morbidly obese lesbians humping in nacho cheese or gelatin is my go to puke fantasy when I have to make myself throw up. Case in point: their jiggly brachial arm fat that’s riddled with dimples will end me quick.
by Heath Oyama bangs horses April 12, 2023
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Puke and Juke

The act of vomiting into a slow moving vehicle during a parade or procession then immediately disappearing into the crowd. Usually done to cop cars in parades in an act of protest/civil disobedience
I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras and saw a cop car get puke and juked!
by AggressiveKegals May 18, 2023
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Pubescite

Someone who enjoys acupuncture being performed on their testicles by a pubescist.
Michael is such a pubescite.
by Pentabagel June 22, 2023
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pokesex

Wanting to have sex dresseed up as a Pokemon character.
You wanna have some pokesex with me, ya filthy degenerate?
by Polterkreist July 21, 2023
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Pokesan

A Pokesan is an overly childish people pleaser, doormat, explosion of random words, a conversation divider when bored-
Takes a breath
-discord obsessed, stoopid, homie-less, low attention span person with a low quality ai generated repeated reply for all conversations who doesn’t have anything better to do in life than snore in a vc.
You're such a pokesan!
by Eijiruu December 19, 2023
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Pokesan

A very elaborate joke based off someone who has an obsession with any game or social media app to the point of ‘living’ in the app and performs actions that only humiliate themselves in turn. Who also possesses a low vocabulary; often repeating words multiple times either while speaking or texting to a laughably ridiculous extent.
You’re such a Pokesan!!
You know~ That’s you in a word — an overly childish, people pleaser, doormat, explosion of random words, a conversation divider when bored, discord obsessed, stupid, homie-less, low attention span person with a low quality ai generated repeated reply for all conversations who doesn’t have anything better to do in life than snore in a call.
by Smowl Mystrellia December 19, 2023
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