piddlebog

The act of driving obnoxiously fast in reverse through a parking lot, preferably passing over speed bumps as well.

"Bro, you want to go piddlebogging today?"
"Can't, car's broken."

by IronBlade October 22, 2016

pudden head

A person with a low IQ.

Paul is such a pudden head

by kcg11 November 15, 2016

paddleshack

Verb: To get filled with the Holy Spirit

I just got paddleshacked!

by Creeker21 November 29, 2016

paddlefaggot

When a gay kid gets hit by a paddle in class and likes it.

John: Wow, did you hear that mike is a paddlefaggot?

Kyle: No I didn't but that's hilarious.

by FoulsIsFunny December 2, 2016

Piddle fucking around

Taking your sweet ass time aka dilly dicking around or fucking off

My coworkers are not working they are over there piddle fucking around

by Yard boss April 14, 2017

piddlefinger

Piddlefingering is where one urinates on their fingers.

Hey Mary, I'm gonna go piddlefinger myself in the bathroom.

by Kanaminn43 August 4, 2017

Piddle and Diddle

What men usually do constantly when their wife or girlfriends are out of town for a weekend or longer. "Piddle" refers to doing menial chores or activities by themselves, followed by masturbation or "diddle", because of boredom.

Troy: "Hey man, what did you do this weekend with Liz out of town?"
Travis: "Not much, dude. I was pretty bored, so I spent most of the time cleaning the house and masturbating.
Troy: "Ah, the old piddle and diddle weekend. Sweet!"

by Bayareaboy17 March 3, 2019