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Testing Positive For Covid

When you feel blah after staying up all night and partying with your friends and you think you might have covid. The next day is shot. While laying on the couch most of the now afternoon, you think that rather than going to the store and getting a covid test kit (ludicrous), you cut to the chase and assume you have covid. Then you talk about how you have covid for a few days. You garner support from like minded-lazy, but pragmatic-suspious types like yourself. You start walking around like you are ill. Maybe take the day off from work. Maybe a week. How much sick time do you have? Maybe you don’t go home for the holidays. Plane tickets are expensive. Sleep in your shitty childhood bed? Maybe your neighbors bring you soup. You could get used to this. Until the next time you get to party with your friends.
I’m seriously testing positive for Covid after that party last night. I’m fucking spent!
by EXQDAY November 5, 2023
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party position

Submission. Fetal position. Used by GLaDOS in a patch for Portal.
GLaDOS: assume the party position.
You: I will not take this lying down!
by PortalGirl May 3, 2011
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prison position

Bent over a bunk bed and getting railed in the ass doggy style
I’m so horny right now I would like to get my girlfriend in prison position as she’s on the rag
by ExtraProtein December 11, 2017
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Positive gangster

Positive gangster is a gangster for God doesn't back down from any evil in short Arturo Montezuma Montezuma
I am Arturo Montezuma Montezuma and I am a positive gangster Vladimir Putin.....
by R2O September 23, 2022
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Positive Egrostron

A small island that has very warm items, very warm houses, 5 people live there and 7 people visited it. It’s 279 degrees Fahrenheit. People found a way to survive there.
Positive Egrostron isn’t dangerous but Negative Egrostron is dangerous
by ChocolateCakeYum January 17, 2022
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dune sex position

Punching a Girls Stomach Before Inserting Your Dick. You Have To Activate Your Inner Sandworm. Like In The Movie Dune.
I am boutta active my sandworm with this dune sex position
by TBAT is TBAT April 20, 2024
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positive jewels

person 1" I'm likin' ya Outfit."

person 2'Yea ya outfit is Hott.'

person 3 Good look on da Positive Jewels.
by Philly Boy June 27, 2005
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