Skip to main content

Rear naked poke

Get a girl in a rear naked choke from the back and stick your dick deep inside
I was bangin this chick last night and got behind of her and got her in a rear naked poke
by Antonio and arther hill January 1, 2019
mugGet the Rear naked pokemug.

Turtle Poking

A term used when you have a little shit poking out of your bum.
I gotta run to the toilet, I’m turtle poking right now
by YunDaggerDick September 24, 2020
mugGet the Turtle Pokingmug.

Poke a turtle's eye

When you masturbate while talking to those of the same sex on Oovoo
Dood Mike did you "poke a turtle's eye"?

-yeah dood, I'm poking it right now
by musicman1993 September 26, 2010
mugGet the Poke a turtle's eyemug.

Denim Poke

Trying to fit your boner through a pair of skinny jeans, usually in the act of taking a pee, an almost impossible task
I pissed myself because I could not fix my denim poke
by MemeLord420/69 July 3, 2016
mugGet the Denim Pokemug.

Flanagan poking

The famous flanagan poke is often seen as an innocent hello to the untrained eye when in fact it is something much more underhand. It is a signal of sexual intent and it basically means she wants to ravage your naked body. Poking back is like a contract agreement, promising flanagan that she can get her dirty scouse hands on you.
When an innocent girl say Nicola is attacked without even realising it is an example of a flanagan poking
by davids33 November 14, 2011
mugGet the Flanagan pokingmug.

poke shack

come to my poke shack and quench your thirst for penis darlin.
by paulschlube July 11, 2012
mugGet the poke shackmug.

Skyward poking flagship

A guy's erect junk, ready to go
A skyward poking flagship is another term for trouser snake
by Sexydimma October 13, 2024
mugGet the Skyward poking flagshipmug.

Share this definition