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inside-out fish (inseedacli-repi-standi-plazer)

The inside-out fish (inseedacli-repi-standi-plazer) is a species of fish found off the southern coast of costa rica, in the deep waters of the pacific ocean.

Known for its organs being on the outside, and fins on the inside, this fish struggles to survive in the rugged ocean, but, has done so for many thousands of years. Its organs are semiprotected from a tight strong exoskeleton (also found in creatures such as insects, spiders, crustaceans and mollusks).

With a length of 25cm and a height of 10cm, this fish is not a small one, but surely is a slow one, with a top speed of 1km/hour, these little fella's just swim around all day, hiding in the darkness of the deep pacific!

The Inside-out fish commonly feeds on other animals feces, and is also known as the vaccum cleaner of the ocean. Its diet isnt just filled with bile! No, the Insude-out fish also has a taste for style, thats right, caviar, the Inside-Out fish preys on unsuspecting other species of fish and eats there eggs!

The lifespan of an Inside-Out fish is approximatly 10 years, but some have been known to live as long as 20-30 years!
"The Inside-Out fish (inseedacli-repi-standi-plazer) is No.14 on the top 15 weirdest animals in the sea" - National Geographic Magazine, March 1999
by Dr. Jean Spickleberg November 5, 2008
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Football Player

Typically arrogant in all aspects, and believe that anyone who doesn't play the sport is a female's genitalia. They claim to be superior to everyone and will brag about how much bench press (which is usually exaggerated BS). They treat the sport like its warfare, but until they join a military service and go throught he rigorous training of combat and be able to apply that to a firefight and CQC, then they should really just shutup and learn to play the sport for fun and not to be a little POS with plastic armour and a ball on a playing field who loves to brag about their "soldiering". (I'm looking at you High School jocks)
I've been preparing myself for BCT and OSUT, but apparently I'm a pussy because I'm not a Football Player.
by FMPleads April 17, 2016
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windows media player

Stupid program that will play DVD's for some people but not for others. Completely illogical and impossible to use. Really pointless
"why the hell won't Windows media player play this DVD? It worked on my computer but not on this one."
by ihateu January 16, 2005
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Player Disease

The inhibition to control the desire to be a player. (i.e. make out, hook up, cheat with other women)
I think she's the one but man i got a bad case of player disease.
by LilChoCho January 31, 2009
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Player

A player is a closeted homosexual man, or woman, who lacks the self awareness to realize he, or she, is gay. As a result, the player searches constantly for external validaiton of his, or her, heterosexualness by having multiple shallow sexual relationships with as many people as they can trick.

This is the why their victims so often feel they have no heart or soul, because the player actually secretly desires a same sex companion.

Once the player finds his, or her, same sex mate, they become happy and stop playing.
If your same sex friend is a player they want you, not the people they are using to impress you.
by Billy Yeats July 18, 2018
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PlayerName

PlayerName aka PN is a Norwegian bot from the r/pokemon discord server. PN is a rudimentary artificial intelligence program. It is currently unknown who the creator of this software is hypothesized that one of the server moderators created this software , but it is unknown why it was created. This entity is capable with interacting with the Discord API in a manner that does not trigger anti-bot systems. PN sometimes experiences glitches manifesting as posting garbled phrases to Discord text channels.
OMG! it is PlayerName from the r/pokemon discord server! *punching noises*
by Zabbs September 9, 2020
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Banjo Player

Noun.

1. The ultimate offensive towards redneck/ignorant racists. Contrary to past belief, of Cracker and Honkie being the most "offensive" words towards white people, the term "Banjo Player" implies being a redneck with all of it's common stereotypes, including smoking a corn cob pipe, being uneducated, having bad teeth, commiting incest of no particular form, living in a hillbilly lifestyle, belonging to a racist organization, and of course playing a banjo.
2. One who plays a banjo.
1.

Red: Hey 'der nigger boy, why don you go back to Africa with your friends!

Zach: *in sing-song faux redneck accent* My name is Red, and I'm a banjo player and I like to have sex with my twin sister -bing ding ding a ling a ding ding ding a ding a ding ling binga dinga ling ding ding- I drink moonshine, and I'd eat it with steak, but I'm too poor and I have 3 teeth -bing ding ding a ling a ding ding ding a ding a ding ling binga dinga ling ding ding-

Red: I reckon he's right! *cries and runs away*

2.

Banjo player wanted for hoedown at the County Fair 04/23/11. Call Jack at 883-555-9326
by Jersey Jones December 2, 2010
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